Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Commish Report: Week 13

Hey gang, busy week this week thus a short report.

Straight to the Matchups! (3-2 last week, Called E's upset Victory!)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!: Chaos N Suh vs. JetLovinJunior: Two six win teams currently have tickets to the playoff picture but stand set to knock each other out of contention depending on how this shakes out. I'm pretty sure Ana can expect another studly performance from Brees this week. But Lions v Saints should be an absolute shootout and Brad's got Stafford and Megatron, plus Reggie Bush 2.0 so I think he's just got more firepower. Brad wins a shootout, advances to the playoffs.

Dogs vs Buzz Killington: Carla does have an outside chance to make the playoffs here but she'll have to step on her own mother to do so. The Giants secondary got absolutely shredded by Drew Brees last week. That same secondary gets Aaron Rodgers and his friends this week. I think it takes longer than one week to completely change a defense. Dogs wins a close one, Rodgers over 30 points.

Deal vs. Ben: You didn't need a huge Marshawn Lynch performance to get the edge on Heather. But it sure doesn't hurt either. Deal by a lot!

Romosexual Regrets vs. E: Poor E. With a victory this week he'd at least finish outside of the last place spot. But Steve is a cold hearted bastard who would kick a puppy and punch a kitten to win in Fantasy. Romosexual wins, E finishes in last place.

Shenanigans vs Suck: Welker vs Indy....Ray Rice against Cleveland. This will be tough to stay in but I never doubt myself even when logical statistical evidence suggests otherwise. Me by 2 pts.

See you guys in the playoffs!!!

The Commish
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