Thursday, October 18, 2012

The Commish Report: Week 7

Long time no Commish....

Sorry for the hiatus, I was trapped in Hyatt in Commack New York. Eating crappy food and learning about drugs. I did get to spend 2 weekends in Manhattan which was well worth the price of admission. I fell in love with NYC and I understand every song that was ever written about that city in the same way Adele's music doesn't make sense unless you're heartbroken. However, I'm happy to be back on the West Coast where people are friendly and football games start in the morning.

I missed a lot while I was gone. Replacement Refs were fired after a Russell Wilson interception was ruled a touchdown. The Replacement Refs would have made Tony Romo this year's MVP so thank god they've gone back to footlocker.

If you haven't been seeing these fake facebook conversations each week you're missing out. They're good for a laugh (sorry about the profanity at times Mom)

How the hell does Norv Turner still have a job?

Strike a matchup and light things up!!!!

Oregon up 43-7..... going for it on 4th Down. God I love the Ducks

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! TeamJetLovin vs. French Fries: Chantal got her first fantasy victory ever last week which is why I'm picking this matchup as my favorite...... because I think she'll go back to back. Drew Brees will get his but AP will be ineffective against the Cards and Welker will be shut down by Cromartie (and possibly impregnated) and I'm not sure Alex Green actually plays football. Who the hell is that guy? Anyways, cheers to your first win and here's to your second. Sorry Ana but I'm taking Frenchie by 16 Euros.

UNDEFEATED DOGS vs. Another Week Another Brett Farve play on words: I doubted her early on but my mom is proving that I know nothing about Football at 6-0. I think even I caught a touchdown pass from Rodgers last week. Gotta stay with the hot hand here. I pick DOGS to win.... by Farve points.

What's Your Deal vs Death Row Records: Joe, I noticed your complaint about people having their best game against you. Might be true. However, your "Points for" column has a gentleman's 509 points which is the 2nd least amount of points scored by any team in our league. For comparison's sake Brad has 597pts in that column. Does this statistic mean his team is better than yours? Yes, yes it does. Crime pays by 20pts.

Road Shenanigans vs. E: Like I'd pick E to beat me. Evil Shenanigans by 62.5 points (calling my shot).

Da Harbaughs vs. Burger King: Carolina has been just a terrible team this season and Jeremy's feeling the effects. Cam is experiencing the "Sophmore slump" effect to the 10th degree. Calling this matchup is simple. Jeremy has 3 panthers playing, Carla only has 1. Neither of them has a winning record. Carla wins because she has less panthers to disappoint her. Carla by 2 panthers.

The Ducks are rolling today! WTD


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