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Not a lot of surprises for the post season this year. All dudes (Me, Steve, Kevin, Joe and Jeremy) and then representing the ladies is the beautiful Anne gracing us with her charm and football insights.
As for the rest of you....I'm not mad, just disappointed. Especially in Eric.
This week I decided to get away from the Matchup format and do something a little different. I'm going to rank each of the post season players by who I want to see win this thing (not who i THINK will win this thing, that's an entirely different conversation). So warning, ahead is nothing but my biased opinions about all of you.
WHO I WANT TO SEE WIN THIS THING (in order from "I hate that guy" to "Me").
Seadderall: Joe has only been in this league for a short while and is not only part of the elite "we've won a championship" club but he's the only person to have done it TWICE! A third win would be unacceptable. That's too much success by someone else I'm willing to tolerate. Pull off this hat trick and I might forget to invite you next season. I hope Joe loses immediately and remains only one championship ahead of all of us.
Suh Girls One Cup: Some people are easier to root for than others. Then there's Kevin, who's almost impossible to root for in almost all things. Remember how evil Ruxin becomes at the end of the 2nd season of the league? A scary and similar fate would befall all of us should this season have an Empire Strikes Back type of unhappy ending.
Romosexual: Steve won our very first league but has yet to return to the promised land. Nevertheless he's a constant pain in my fantasy football ass, consistently showing up the in the playoffs. He's never been stronger than he has this season, finishing first in the league and doesn't have any cowboys on his squad to collapse in the final weeks of the season for him. Hopefully he's not the one waiting for me at the championship game.
Legion of Puke: I'd like to think I'm the reason Jeremy's even in this show. Due to my unfortunate love affair with Jordan Cameron I mistakenly traded him Odell "Catch is like" Beckham Jr. earlier in the season. Stupid Stupid Stupid. I also tossed in Shane Vereen because I'm an idiot who doesn't know anything about football. So if I somehow lost to Jeremy it would be more like I lost to myself. Right?
Me: Surprise! I'm only 2nd place on my own list. Being commish is one thing but being CHAMPION is something else entirely. I'd like to pull some money and get a trophy for this league either this season or next. My idea is to have it a cup and then call it the............wait for it.......... I'll call it the "Olson Cup". Sounds awesome right?
Manneson: Anne said she'd go streaking through the quad if she won. Or was it Mason that promised that?? EITHER WAY!!!!
That's all folks!
Good luck to everyone, seriously. Never take this report seriously. Or read it at all.
I'm one term away from my masters degree and 2 wins away from winning the NFC South.
7 Days!
Be what you can be that's what they told me.
Go Ducks!!! HUGEST GAME EVAH TOMORROW NIGHT
Roll credits.
The Commish
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