The NFL has changed a lot since I last wrote and not for better. For example the Cowboys are 5-1. I don't think there's another team I watch more, why? because the epic collapses are must see TV. But now? It's not fun to watch them win. I miss the days they let the Jets, THE JETS, come back and beat them in the 4th quarter. Dark days....
A lot has changed with the league too! We now have 2 divisions. Legacy players (Friends and Family BC) and The Crossfitters. And currently the Crossfitters are kicking ass. They say functional fitness is designed to make you good at all things so can't say I'm surprised. Steve is the only outlier, just like his beloved Cowboys Steve's team has been surprisingly dominate. Only one loss....to me!
Long time no Commish lets TALK MATCHUPS!!!
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!! Cowboys (5-1) vs Niners (4-2): Sadly this is the only matchup between two teams with a winning record. But interestingly enough this is the biggest Romosexual I know going up against one of those annoying 49er fans. THE CATCH! Right? So much history. And the first time in decades a Cowboys/Niners rivalry might be meaningful. This should be tougher to call but Steve's on a roll and the Niners, who makes up 84% of Staci's team, are playing the Denver OMAHA's. I'll take Steve by 18pts.
Seadderall vs Kevins Woman: I wanna take a moment to point out how Joe has gone from first to worst. Poor guy. That was of course until of course he faced off against E last week. But when you're starting Eli Manning how many wins do you really expect? Just ask Tom "I'm so angry" Coughlin. Meanwhile, Shandra is Wacko for Flacco and sitting pretty at 4-2. Is Joe's team underrated or is Shandra's team overrated??? Ummmm Shandra by 10pts.
GREEN BAY PACKERS RUNNING WILD vs E: Sadly only 3 wins here between the two teams. I'm only disappointed in my mom though, I've come to expect mediocrity from E. I'm going to go on a limb though and do something I don't normally do. With the Green Bay Packers playing the Carolina Panthers AAAAAAnnnnnnddddd the Colts playing the Bengals, I'm going to say the Packers wildly dissapoint this week and E WINS but only by 3 pts.
My future Nephew vs Good - But unLUCKy: Kevin's team has scored the most points but only has a 3-3 record. Worth repeating, Kevin's team has scored the most points but only has a 3-3 record. He's also pretty low on the points against statistic. So what happened? How does Kevin have the best mediocre team? I'ma say Karma. Just....Karma. I don't see him losing this week though. Kevin rejoins the winners by 23pts.
Marilyn Manneson vs The Mexican: Darren McFadden ? Heath Miller ? Mike Wallace ? ¿Cómo diablos se Anne ganar nuestra división ?! Casey , mientras tanto, es en donde me imagino , batallando con Kevin para el Sacko Bowl. Este es un caso clásico de la mejor frente a lo peor y no soy tan tonto como para apostar a David sobre Goliat . Anne gana por 78 pesos.
Dreams vs Legion of Puke: On paper Jeremy's team should be a lot better than it is. But the reality is 2-4. Meanwhile, Cam Newton reminded everyone he can run! Which is why I drafted him! And now you're all gonna die!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! Evil Shenanigans by 15pts.
Here's a vine of Bronco's Julius Thomas explaining how difficult it is to score on the Jets.
BC stands for Before Crossfit.
GO DUCKS!!! You know how much it sucks to be the guy at the bar at 10:30pm on a saturday night screaming at the bartender to turn up the game? No you don't!!!
Keep taking my surveys!
Ever since watching The League Shane now wants in. Maybe he can co-manage Anne's Co-manager team. Then it could be Shanneson?
S.
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