Oh My God....You Killed Kenny!!!!!
I feel like there's a big injury problem from the lockout that the NFL needs to own up to. Kenny Britt, Jamal Charles, Nick Collins, Jordan Shipley, Nate Keading all done for the season. Arian Foster, Steven Jackson, All of the Oakland Wide Receivers, Marques Colston, Michael Vick (every other quarter), Miles Austin, All of the NYG Wide Receivers, Reggie Bush (with fumbleitis and a severe lack of overall talent), Dez Bryant, Tony Romo, Brandon Lloyd, Cedric Benson (with an inflamed wrap-sheet), Aaron Hernandez, Bob Sanders (career IR member) and Lee Evans are just a few of the players I can think of that have had injury problems this season. Taking away my beloved kickoff play wasn't the answer. Looking at the average pre-season rankings....about 50% of the projected top ten picks have been busts (not all due to Injury. See Johnson, Chris). This is the result of the lockout, NFL Owners and Union battled over player safety just long enough to make it un-safe for players to play.
Our League isn't safe either. It's only week three and every team has been defeated once. Hard to tell who is the dominate team right now. Suck leads the league in points but hasn't face much competition. And E has had the toughest road thus far. Woe is E.
Lend me your ears as I review this week's Matchups! (3-2 last week, above .500)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Professor Chaos vs. JetLovin Son of a Gun: The last two main events had a combined point difference of 3pts. I know a good one when I see it! Remember when Dallas made Mark Sanchez look like Mathew Stafford in the 4th quarter? Well this week Dallas D faces the actual Stafford. And he throws to Calvin Johnson who I hear is a pretty decent wideout. A lot of big D's in Dallas but no D to stop the Lions pass attack...much to Brad's delight. Lions roar by 5pts.
Romosexual Implications vs. J-E-T-S Suck Suck Suck!: Jets suck. Romo wins 176pts (or One Half of a Jets Head Coach).
DOGS vs. Starfish Loves You?: Dammit! Who typed a question mark in the teleprompter? Gotta love the Daughter Mother matchup here. Solid wavier wire pick up with David Nelson but I can't say CJ Spiller is taking over for Freddie Jackson anytime soon. Carla believed in the Bills earlier in the season and has Fitzpatrick and Jackson to show for it. And Blount, who will punch his way through the Colts run defense. Starfish wins? By 13pts? In the vest? You know he did his own stunts....
Ben There vs. What's Your Deal?: Heather pulled off the big win last week despite Hillis being pulled from his game due to the sniffles. Tom Brady and AP on the same team doesn't seem fair. Luckily the talent pool drops to Jordy Nelson shortly there-after. I expect big games from Andre Johnson, Hillis and Big Ben (Shootout with Schaub? Lets hope so). I'll take Heather in a close matchup here. Ben avoids prison and wins by lack of evidence.....I mean 7 points.
Evil Shenanigans vs. Suck for Luck: Mathews vs. Tolbert in Fantasy battle. I like it! Normally I'd take Mathews hands down, a year later the kid is living up to his 2010 hype. But he has been hurt this week and looks like he won't be 100%. Luckily for both the Fins don't play defense. We all know who I'm picking in this one anyways.....ME by 13 points.
Still don't have a team to root for this season? Here's a flowchart to help you out.
Stab me in the eye fact of the week. Currently 3 of the top 5 fantasy players are Patriots (Brady, Welker, Gronkowski).
Finatic Hopeful Fact of the Week: Currently Chad Henne is a top 10 fantasy QB (7th). Michael Vick, Tony Romo, Philip Rivers and Matt Ryan are not. Cam Newton is #3.
I'll say this about Lions fans....they know how to tailgate.
Jason Garrett's playcalling is catching on at the youth level.
I had no idea how much we depend on idioms.
The Commish
S.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
The Commish Report: Week 3
Good evening all,
Week 3 in the NFL and so much to talk about! Are the Bills for real? We'll find out Sunday! Is Cam Newton legit? (I really hope not). Who's in better shape to get Andrew Luck, the Colts or the Chiefs? I say Colts. Can Denver continue sportin' Orton or will the fans stage a coup? Will Tom Terrific throw for 7,500 yards this season (he's currently on pace to do so). Are the Lions relevant again? Which Steeler team and Which Ravens squad we've seen is the real one? Will 6-10 be enough to win the NFC West? (yes). Tony Romo used to just fall apart running an offense and now he's just falling apart.
Game I'm looking forward to the most this week is Patriots at Bills. I reluctantly watched Oakland v Buffalo last weekend (broke, can't afford direct ticket) and I must say WHAT A GAME! Those plucky bills just wouldn't die and that 4th quarter was pretty epic. Ryan Fitzpatrick, Stevie Johnson, Fred "Don't call me fast freddie" Jackson are pretty fun to watch I must say. Now they get the Pats and I hope it's another classic.
Game I'm looking forward to the least is Jets at Rrrrraiders. I hope the game ends in a tie and the black hole collapses on both teams. Ending both the Jets and Raiders franchises and Raider Nations fans....I'm sure if that happened the crime rate in Oakland would drop a few thousand percent. Raider fans.....
We have a great league this season. Ben There and I rebounded from embarrassing week 1 losses to put a hurt on some people in week 2. Jets Fan is off to his usual crappy start (3rd season in a row!), but what did he expect when he drafted LT and the Sanchize? New bloods Deal and Suck played the most epic fantasy matchup I think I've ever watched with Deal getting the hairline victory. Romosexual is below the Mendoza line which surprises me....he went all "Dallas Cowboys" on us this season.
Strike a Matchup, Light it up! (5-0 in predictions last week, I see so clearly)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Sibling Rivalry: It's Little brother versus Big Sister in the battle of Roberts children. Counting playoffs my record against my sister in Fantasy is exactly .500 (5-5). Big sis is in trouble though, Jamal Charles in Charge is sidelined For-Ev-Verrrrr and Cedric Benson is a Bengal so he's going to Jail this week. Me on the other hand, we all know how this ends. Little Brother by dozens.
Suck For Luck vs. Benny and the Jets: Yahoo added a cool feature. Click League and then Record Book. Yahoo tracks what teams do really good and gives them records for being good. Yahoo also tracks records for which teams do horribly bad. I noticed how there's a lot of awards for Luck with the word "Most" and a lot of awards for Jets Fan with the word "Least". I wish all predictions were this easy. Suck by ALOT!
DOGS RUNNING vs. Lions Passing!: Hard to know what my Mom's group will do from week to week. Rodgers will get his but I can't predict Beanie Wells or Santana Moss. Brad's team sort of rides or dies on the Lions who get the Minnesota Adrian Petersons this week. I think the Lions will maul the Vikings, so I gotta think Brad wins this one with Stafford and Megatron. Lions by 16 points. (Lions by 17 points too)
Ben the Rapist vs. JetLovinJunior: When Mark Sanchez and Jason Campbell get together WATCH OUT because there will be a lot of punts. Unfortunately you don't get points for punts. You don't, I don't, Darren McFadden Don't, Shonn Green Don't (he don't anyways) and the ratings will drop faster than passes to Braylon Edwards when the halftime score is 6-3. JetLovin by 10 points.
Romosexual vs Deals on Wheels: Tony Romo has a punctured lung, broken rib and a habit of falling apart in the 4th quarter. Tom Brady has a supermodel wife, 3 superbowl rings, cameo in Entourage and a supermodel wife. Deal by 18pts.
I want to thank Chaos for making me his date to Autzen this past weekend. Awesome experience. We laughed, we cried, we narrowly escaped a lifetime ban from the press box. I have new respect for how loud Autzen gets, I couldn't hear Crap down there! So loud. Anyways, amazing time and for the benefit of those with flash photography below are some shots.
Week 3 in the NFL and so much to talk about! Are the Bills for real? We'll find out Sunday! Is Cam Newton legit? (I really hope not). Who's in better shape to get Andrew Luck, the Colts or the Chiefs? I say Colts. Can Denver continue sportin' Orton or will the fans stage a coup? Will Tom Terrific throw for 7,500 yards this season (he's currently on pace to do so). Are the Lions relevant again? Which Steeler team and Which Ravens squad we've seen is the real one? Will 6-10 be enough to win the NFC West? (yes). Tony Romo used to just fall apart running an offense and now he's just falling apart.
Game I'm looking forward to the most this week is Patriots at Bills. I reluctantly watched Oakland v Buffalo last weekend (broke, can't afford direct ticket) and I must say WHAT A GAME! Those plucky bills just wouldn't die and that 4th quarter was pretty epic. Ryan Fitzpatrick, Stevie Johnson, Fred "Don't call me fast freddie" Jackson are pretty fun to watch I must say. Now they get the Pats and I hope it's another classic.
Game I'm looking forward to the least is Jets at Rrrrraiders. I hope the game ends in a tie and the black hole collapses on both teams. Ending both the Jets and Raiders franchises and Raider Nations fans....I'm sure if that happened the crime rate in Oakland would drop a few thousand percent. Raider fans.....
We have a great league this season. Ben There and I rebounded from embarrassing week 1 losses to put a hurt on some people in week 2. Jets Fan is off to his usual crappy start (3rd season in a row!), but what did he expect when he drafted LT and the Sanchize? New bloods Deal and Suck played the most epic fantasy matchup I think I've ever watched with Deal getting the hairline victory. Romosexual is below the Mendoza line which surprises me....he went all "Dallas Cowboys" on us this season.
Strike a Matchup, Light it up! (5-0 in predictions last week, I see so clearly)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Sibling Rivalry: It's Little brother versus Big Sister in the battle of Roberts children. Counting playoffs my record against my sister in Fantasy is exactly .500 (5-5). Big sis is in trouble though, Jamal Charles in Charge is sidelined For-Ev-Verrrrr and Cedric Benson is a Bengal so he's going to Jail this week. Me on the other hand, we all know how this ends. Little Brother by dozens.
Suck For Luck vs. Benny and the Jets: Yahoo added a cool feature. Click League and then Record Book. Yahoo tracks what teams do really good and gives them records for being good. Yahoo also tracks records for which teams do horribly bad. I noticed how there's a lot of awards for Luck with the word "Most" and a lot of awards for Jets Fan with the word "Least". I wish all predictions were this easy. Suck by ALOT!
DOGS RUNNING vs. Lions Passing!: Hard to know what my Mom's group will do from week to week. Rodgers will get his but I can't predict Beanie Wells or Santana Moss. Brad's team sort of rides or dies on the Lions who get the Minnesota Adrian Petersons this week. I think the Lions will maul the Vikings, so I gotta think Brad wins this one with Stafford and Megatron. Lions by 16 points. (Lions by 17 points too)
Ben the Rapist vs. JetLovinJunior: When Mark Sanchez and Jason Campbell get together WATCH OUT because there will be a lot of punts. Unfortunately you don't get points for punts. You don't, I don't, Darren McFadden Don't, Shonn Green Don't (he don't anyways) and the ratings will drop faster than passes to Braylon Edwards when the halftime score is 6-3. JetLovin by 10 points.
Romosexual vs Deals on Wheels: Tony Romo has a punctured lung, broken rib and a habit of falling apart in the 4th quarter. Tom Brady has a supermodel wife, 3 superbowl rings, cameo in Entourage and a supermodel wife. Deal by 18pts.
I want to thank Chaos for making me his date to Autzen this past weekend. Awesome experience. We laughed, we cried, we narrowly escaped a lifetime ban from the press box. I have new respect for how loud Autzen gets, I couldn't hear Crap down there! So loud. Anyways, amazing time and for the benefit of those with flash photography below are some shots.
And Final piece of business this week is a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Romosexual Regrets. May DeAngelo Hall never target your rib cage!
The Commish!
S.
Friday, September 16, 2011
The Commish Report: Week 2
Watching Monday Night Football from a bar in Utah I have to ask why do Bronco fans hate Kyle Orton? I'm really baffled by this. He's not the problem. Instead of sportin' Orton, the Denver Faithful really have it out for this guy. Fans this week collected $10K to post billboards demanding Fox put in Tim Tebow. He's not even the backup! Did you know last season Orton (87.5) had a better QB rating than Jay Cutler (86.3)? Programming Note: Mark Sanchez 75.3. Denver, it's your inability to stop the run or pick up a blitz that costs you games.....not Kyle Orton!
Buffalo put a beating on KC and stopped Charles in his tracks. If they can do the same against Run DMC and the Rrrrrraiders I'll consider them legit. Can the Jets play the Cowboys every Sunday night? The Ravens made the Steelers their drunk prom date for the weekend, but I'm not ready to hand them the division. It was one game. Patriots impressive. The Colts are doomed. And I will hate Cam Newton for his entire career. My Fins looked decent in their new offense but forgot how to play defense. Sigh....
Let's play a game. I'll tell you the Offensive Drive and you Tell me the Team. Ready?
1st and 10 (Run for loss)
2nd and 12 (Incomplete Pass)
3rd and 12 (False Start)
3rd and 17 (Delay of Game)
3rd and 22 (Incomplete Pass)
4th and 22 (Blocked Punt returned for a Touchdown by the other team)
You're welcome Steve.
Our league got off to a great start. Big wins from JetLovinJunior and Suck. E lost which we all expected. My mom grounded me worse than the time I [Insert childhood memory here]. Heather made a sad debut (has she even seen her team yet?) and Starfish was dealt no love.
On to this week's Matchups! (1-4 last week in my predictions....sad)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Suck for Luck vs. What's Your Deal?: League Rookie versus League Rookie. Niner Fan versus Niner Fan. Both coming off big wins last week. These guys have a sports rivarly that covers golf, beer pong and tecmo bowl. I like that one has Tom Brady and the other has Philip Rivers and the Chargers Defense. Should be interesting once the dust settles. I'm picking Joe in this one as a Birthday Present. Joe wins by 10 and celebrates with cake and strippers.
Evil Shenanigans vs. Chaos N Suh: Kenny Britt set fire to fantasy benches everywhere last week. I can't even believe I drafted him and now he's a "must-start" wide-out. Seriously? As expected Brad has more than a few Lions on his team. I wish I was playing him later in the season when Stafford's on the sideline with a clipboard. I have a Lion on my team as well and may the "Best" Lion win....you see what I did there? Ah you wouldn't get it. Me in a close one.
Romosexual vs. Sexual Predator: Heather and Pittsburg both made sad week 1 efforts but I think they both rebound this week. Hillis against the Colts. Big Ben at home against Seattle. AJ against a sub-par Dolphins Secondary. I think she has the deck stacked. Heather by 10 points.
Mama Roberts vs. JetLovin: As the opening game of the season proved investing in the Rodgers to Jennings connection is a smart move. However I can't see Santana Moss or Beanie Wells doing anything close to what they did week one. I'm going to have to take Ana in this matchup. She's proving once again that she can draft a better football team than Eric. Junior by 16pts.
Starfish Loves You vs. E: I think Roddy White will have a tough Sunday Night. I think D Williams is past his prime. This will be a close, low scoring matchup in my opinion with neither team doing anything big. And I'll take my sister to win it.....because it's E. Starfish by 6pts.
GQ Magazine sent me a great offer, two years for twenty bucks. I really considered it until I saw their pick for the future face of the NFL. Clearly GQ is not a magazine for me.
I had a great time at Starfish and Romosexual's wedding last weekend. My sister looked so beautiful and it was a great event. The happily married couple will be in Medford next month and there's a pizza dinner reception thing we've put together on Sunday, October 16th from 2pm - 5pm at my parent's house. You're all invited! Please RSVP in advance.
Don't burn the day.
The Commish
S.
Buffalo put a beating on KC and stopped Charles in his tracks. If they can do the same against Run DMC and the Rrrrrraiders I'll consider them legit. Can the Jets play the Cowboys every Sunday night? The Ravens made the Steelers their drunk prom date for the weekend, but I'm not ready to hand them the division. It was one game. Patriots impressive. The Colts are doomed. And I will hate Cam Newton for his entire career. My Fins looked decent in their new offense but forgot how to play defense. Sigh....
Let's play a game. I'll tell you the Offensive Drive and you Tell me the Team. Ready?
1st and 10 (Run for loss)
2nd and 12 (Incomplete Pass)
3rd and 12 (False Start)
3rd and 17 (Delay of Game)
3rd and 22 (Incomplete Pass)
4th and 22 (Blocked Punt returned for a Touchdown by the other team)
You're welcome Steve.
Our league got off to a great start. Big wins from JetLovinJunior and Suck. E lost which we all expected. My mom grounded me worse than the time I [Insert childhood memory here]. Heather made a sad debut (has she even seen her team yet?) and Starfish was dealt no love.
On to this week's Matchups! (1-4 last week in my predictions....sad)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Suck for Luck vs. What's Your Deal?: League Rookie versus League Rookie. Niner Fan versus Niner Fan. Both coming off big wins last week. These guys have a sports rivarly that covers golf, beer pong and tecmo bowl. I like that one has Tom Brady and the other has Philip Rivers and the Chargers Defense. Should be interesting once the dust settles. I'm picking Joe in this one as a Birthday Present. Joe wins by 10 and celebrates with cake and strippers.
Evil Shenanigans vs. Chaos N Suh: Kenny Britt set fire to fantasy benches everywhere last week. I can't even believe I drafted him and now he's a "must-start" wide-out. Seriously? As expected Brad has more than a few Lions on his team. I wish I was playing him later in the season when Stafford's on the sideline with a clipboard. I have a Lion on my team as well and may the "Best" Lion win....you see what I did there? Ah you wouldn't get it. Me in a close one.
Romosexual vs. Sexual Predator: Heather and Pittsburg both made sad week 1 efforts but I think they both rebound this week. Hillis against the Colts. Big Ben at home against Seattle. AJ against a sub-par Dolphins Secondary. I think she has the deck stacked. Heather by 10 points.
Mama Roberts vs. JetLovin: As the opening game of the season proved investing in the Rodgers to Jennings connection is a smart move. However I can't see Santana Moss or Beanie Wells doing anything close to what they did week one. I'm going to have to take Ana in this matchup. She's proving once again that she can draft a better football team than Eric. Junior by 16pts.
Starfish Loves You vs. E: I think Roddy White will have a tough Sunday Night. I think D Williams is past his prime. This will be a close, low scoring matchup in my opinion with neither team doing anything big. And I'll take my sister to win it.....because it's E. Starfish by 6pts.
GQ Magazine sent me a great offer, two years for twenty bucks. I really considered it until I saw their pick for the future face of the NFL. Clearly GQ is not a magazine for me.
I had a great time at Starfish and Romosexual's wedding last weekend. My sister looked so beautiful and it was a great event. The happily married couple will be in Medford next month and there's a pizza dinner reception thing we've put together on Sunday, October 16th from 2pm - 5pm at my parent's house. You're all invited! Please RSVP in advance.
Don't burn the day.
The Commish
S.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
The Commish Report: Week 1
I hope everyone is happy with their team. Sometimes the draft is the best part of your season. It's all downhill after that....just ask E.
It is the dawn of a new football season and I couldn't be more excited! I'm actually in Salt Lake City with DOGS, Starfish and Romosexual this week for the Starfish / Romosexual wedding. I'm pretty excited for the week ahead, my big sis is getting married and I love Steve (as much as one guy can love another guy who roots for the Cowboys). I'm all set, just need to figure out which Bridesmaid I'm going to drunkenly hit on after the nuptials....lucky girl.
Some great games this weekend. Pitt/Balt, The Colts go into Houston without Manning at the helm (side bar: Collins is a capable backup and neither team has a great defense, this will be a shootout. How much pressure does Houston have on them to win this? If they can't beat a Manningless Colts team in their own backyard who can they beat?), Romosexual versus Dirty Sanchez, Patriots against my beloved Dolphins....I'm smelling a week 1 upset! Yes, my weekend is set. Football has returned, good luck getting me to do ANYTHING on a Sunday.
On to the week one matchups!!!
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! DOGS RUNNING WILD v. Evil Shenanigans: I had to go with the Mother versus Son matchup in week one. I'm still in shell shock over the fact my mom passed on Peyton Manning and drafted most of the Packers Offense instead. Shocking. Yahoo sports doesn't believe in my team (71pts) but I don't believe in Yahoo Sports, Santa Claus, or when a girl says she's not like other girls. Evil Shenanigans return to the throne begins by defeating his own mother by 10pts.
Romosexual Regrets v. Jet Lovin: Is that team name a reference to the mile high club? I think Chris Johnson will be huge this week. I can't believe he got paid but I know they didn't give him all that money to pass the ball to Kenny Britt. 30+ Carries a game....what's CJ going to do, Complain? And the Jacksonville Jaguars just fired their most capable QB (Garrard) and are putting the offense in Rookie hands. If your team hasn't determined the starting QB before the final preseason game (Jacksonville and Washington) you know it just means the staff has no faith in either option. Doesn't bode well for the Jack Del Rio. Romosexual wins behind CJ's 25+ points. Regrets by 20.
Chaos N Suh v. Only Jets Fan Left: Unless Eric got help from his Fiancee I'm sure he drafted a crappy team.....again. Brad by 14 points.
Starfish Loves You v. What's Your Deal?: The season hasn't started and a Bengal went to Jail (Benson) a new team record. I actually think the Bengals won't win a game this season, seriously who are they favored against this year? If they can't stop Colt McCoy (BANG BANG) and the Brownies there's no light at the end of the tunnel. I'm picking Carla to Win this week because it's her wedding, good Karma is with her. Starfish wins by 10pts.
Ben There Raped That v. Suck for Luck: There's something wrong about both these team names. This rookie showdown should be full of fireworks. McFadden, Greene and Hillis all have interesting upsides. And Ryan Grant isn't the starter for his own team so he shouldn't be starting on anyone's fantasy team. I'm going to take Ben Rapistburger to win because we all know he doesn't take "No" for an answer. Heather by 16 points.
New ERA Commercial, Alec Baldwin delivers Comedic Gold.
Putting on my aviators and giving everyone my best douche-bag stare at the airport today is the closest I'll ever come to being a commercial pilot.
The Commish
S.
It is the dawn of a new football season and I couldn't be more excited! I'm actually in Salt Lake City with DOGS, Starfish and Romosexual this week for the Starfish / Romosexual wedding. I'm pretty excited for the week ahead, my big sis is getting married and I love Steve (as much as one guy can love another guy who roots for the Cowboys). I'm all set, just need to figure out which Bridesmaid I'm going to drunkenly hit on after the nuptials....lucky girl.
Some great games this weekend. Pitt/Balt, The Colts go into Houston without Manning at the helm (side bar: Collins is a capable backup and neither team has a great defense, this will be a shootout. How much pressure does Houston have on them to win this? If they can't beat a Manningless Colts team in their own backyard who can they beat?), Romosexual versus Dirty Sanchez, Patriots against my beloved Dolphins....I'm smelling a week 1 upset! Yes, my weekend is set. Football has returned, good luck getting me to do ANYTHING on a Sunday.
On to the week one matchups!!!
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! DOGS RUNNING WILD v. Evil Shenanigans: I had to go with the Mother versus Son matchup in week one. I'm still in shell shock over the fact my mom passed on Peyton Manning and drafted most of the Packers Offense instead. Shocking. Yahoo sports doesn't believe in my team (71pts) but I don't believe in Yahoo Sports, Santa Claus, or when a girl says she's not like other girls. Evil Shenanigans return to the throne begins by defeating his own mother by 10pts.
Romosexual Regrets v. Jet Lovin: Is that team name a reference to the mile high club? I think Chris Johnson will be huge this week. I can't believe he got paid but I know they didn't give him all that money to pass the ball to Kenny Britt. 30+ Carries a game....what's CJ going to do, Complain? And the Jacksonville Jaguars just fired their most capable QB (Garrard) and are putting the offense in Rookie hands. If your team hasn't determined the starting QB before the final preseason game (Jacksonville and Washington) you know it just means the staff has no faith in either option. Doesn't bode well for the Jack Del Rio. Romosexual wins behind CJ's 25+ points. Regrets by 20.
Chaos N Suh v. Only Jets Fan Left: Unless Eric got help from his Fiancee I'm sure he drafted a crappy team.....again. Brad by 14 points.
Starfish Loves You v. What's Your Deal?: The season hasn't started and a Bengal went to Jail (Benson) a new team record. I actually think the Bengals won't win a game this season, seriously who are they favored against this year? If they can't stop Colt McCoy (BANG BANG) and the Brownies there's no light at the end of the tunnel. I'm picking Carla to Win this week because it's her wedding, good Karma is with her. Starfish wins by 10pts.
Ben There Raped That v. Suck for Luck: There's something wrong about both these team names. This rookie showdown should be full of fireworks. McFadden, Greene and Hillis all have interesting upsides. And Ryan Grant isn't the starter for his own team so he shouldn't be starting on anyone's fantasy team. I'm going to take Ben Rapistburger to win because we all know he doesn't take "No" for an answer. Heather by 16 points.
New ERA Commercial, Alec Baldwin delivers Comedic Gold.
Putting on my aviators and giving everyone my best douche-bag stare at the airport today is the closest I'll ever come to being a commercial pilot.
The Commish
S.
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