The Commish Report: The Commish Report: Week 3

Good evening all,

Week 3 in the NFL and so much to talk about! Are the Bills for real? We'll find out Sunday! Is Cam Newton legit? (I really hope not). Who's in better shape to get Andrew Luck, the Colts or the Chiefs? I say Colts. Can Denver continue sportin' Orton or will the fans stage a coup? Will Tom Terrific throw for 7,500 yards this season (he's currently on pace to do so). Are the Lions relevant again? Which Steeler team and Which Ravens squad we've seen is the real one? Will 6-10 be enough to win the NFC West? (yes). Tony Romo used to just fall apart running an offense and now he's just falling apart.

Game I'm looking forward to the most this week is Patriots at Bills. I reluctantly watched Oakland v Buffalo last weekend (broke, can't afford direct ticket) and I must say WHAT A GAME! Those plucky bills just wouldn't die and that 4th quarter was pretty epic. Ryan Fitzpatrick, Stevie Johnson, Fred "Don't call me fast freddie" Jackson are pretty fun to watch I must say. Now they get the Pats and I hope it's another classic.

Game I'm looking forward to the least is Jets at Rrrrraiders. I hope the game ends in a tie and the black hole collapses on both teams. Ending both the Jets and Raiders franchises and Raider Nations fans....I'm sure if that happened the crime rate in Oakland would drop a few thousand percent. Raider fans.....

We have a great league this season. Ben There and I rebounded from embarrassing week 1 losses to put a hurt on some people in week 2. Jets Fan is off to his usual crappy start (3rd season in a row!), but what did he expect when he drafted LT and the Sanchize? New bloods Deal and Suck played the most epic fantasy matchup I think I've ever watched with Deal getting the hairline victory. Romosexual is below the Mendoza line which surprises me....he went all "Dallas Cowboys" on us this season.

Strike a Matchup, Light it up! (5-0 in predictions last week, I see so clearly)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Sibling Rivalry: It's Little brother versus Big Sister in the battle of Roberts children. Counting playoffs my record against my sister in Fantasy is exactly .500 (5-5). Big sis is in trouble though, Jamal Charles in Charge is sidelined For-Ev-Verrrrr and Cedric Benson is a Bengal so he's going to Jail this week. Me on the other hand, we all know how this ends. Little Brother by dozens.

Suck For Luck vs. Benny and the Jets: Yahoo added a cool feature. Click League and then Record Book. Yahoo tracks what teams do really good and gives them records for being good. Yahoo also tracks records for which teams do horribly bad. I noticed how there's a lot of awards for Luck with the word "Most" and a lot of awards for Jets Fan with the word "Least". I wish all predictions were this easy. Suck by ALOT!

DOGS RUNNING vs. Lions Passing!: Hard to know what my Mom's group will do from week to week. Rodgers will get his but I can't predict Beanie Wells or Santana Moss. Brad's team sort of rides or dies on the Lions who get the Minnesota Adrian Petersons this week. I think the Lions will maul the Vikings, so I gotta think Brad wins this one with Stafford and Megatron. Lions by 16 points. (Lions by 17 points too)

Ben the Rapist vs. JetLovinJunior: When Mark Sanchez and Jason Campbell get together WATCH OUT because there will be a lot of punts. Unfortunately you don't get points for punts. You don't, I don't, Darren McFadden Don't, Shonn Green Don't (he don't anyways) and the ratings will drop faster than passes to Braylon Edwards when the halftime score is 6-3. JetLovin by 10 points.

Romosexual vs Deals on Wheels: Tony Romo has a punctured lung, broken rib and a habit of falling apart in the 4th quarter. Tom Brady has a supermodel wife, 3 superbowl rings, cameo in Entourage and a supermodel wife. Deal by 18pts.

I want to thank Chaos for making me his date to Autzen this past weekend. Awesome experience. We laughed, we cried, we narrowly escaped a lifetime ban from the press box. I have new respect for how loud Autzen gets, I couldn't hear Crap down there! So loud. Anyways, amazing time and for the benefit of those with flash photography below are some shots.