I am flying to Chicago on Monday to interview for a new management position with a sister company. I've already made a few big decisions regarding the potential move. I will be a Cubs fan, not a White Sox fan. I really don't care much about baseball in the first place so rooting for a loser won't phase me. I will be a Bulls fan just for Steve. I don't even know/care if there's a soccer team (I'm sorry, Soccer "Club" you stuck up bastards) and I'm sure there's a Hockey team I'll check out. But here's my problem. I really don't like the Chicago Bears, mostly due to Jay Cutler. Is it possible to root for the team but still cheer every time Cutler throws a bad pass, gets sacked, is dumped by a reality TV star or looks like an ass with his helmet half-off? I think I'd be sending mixed signals to my new friends. Only good thing about being a Bears fan is being able to say "Da Bears" 20 times a Sunday.
Dolphins won a game....dammit. And they might make it a streak against the Skins this week. I'm slowly becoming a Houston Texan fan. I hate the Chargers more each week. And the Broncos. And pretty much the entire AFC West. I think Mike Shanananahan is losing it in Washington but it's really the same formula he had in Denver. Rex Ryan looks like Jabba the Hut in a sweater vest. I don't believe in Reggie Bush.
On to this week's Matchups! (5-0 again last week! A 10 game pick streak, why bothering playing the game after you've read this?)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Romosexual vs. JetLovin: There's a three way tie for 1st place in the fantasy league. I miss the 1-3 Steve, this new 6-3 Steve is a monster. Ana used to be up with the rest of us Gods but has fallen. It's the perfect story for the end of Steve's win streak. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn and scorn she is. JetLovin by 8 points.
Evil Shenanigans vs. DOGS: My mom and I make picks each week against each other. Straight win and loss each week for each game. We've been doing this for years. Right now I hold the winning tally. That has nothing to do this week for our Fantasy Matchup....I just wanted everyone to know. I'm winning. Evil by 10 points.
Chaos N Suh vs. eeeeeeeeeeee!: I'm really into horse race betting. It's a lot of fun. When I first started out betting it was always fun to place money on a long shot. 20-1, 50-1, 100-1. The idea of placing 5 dollars and winning 50 was always very tempting. I don't place those bets anymore because they are longshots for a reason. Eric is a 20 point underdog in this matchup against Brad. Chaos by 20 points.
Starfish vs. Deal: Thursday night football sucks, I'm not a fan. I am not ready for some football in mid-week. It's un-american and just makes my Sunday a little less interesting. After underwhelming performances by V-Jax and the kicker I can see where this matchup is heading already. Deal by 12pts.
Ben There vs. Suck For Luck: Playing Heather's team is like being on a Bye week that gives you a W. Jeremy doesn't have to watch his fantasy team this week but can instead catch up on Glee. Luck by 43 points.
The PAC-12 Game of the season is tonight with the Stanford Nerds vs the Oregon Ducks. I'll be watching the game from a small sports pub in Ashland with all my rowdy friends. Outcome of the game? Ducks 52 Cardinals 7. BCS will have us still ranked behind Roll Tide and the Oklahomosexuals because computer rankings are retarded. Go Ducks!
I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans.
The Commish
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