The Commish Report: Week 9

MNF made me realize how much I want to punch Philip Rivers in the face. Is it his smug grin anytime he's asked a question during an interview? No. Is it the fact he has way too many kids? No, and six is the answer you're looking for. Is it the way his throwing mechanics remind me of the High Fives you  see during the Special Olympics? A little bit. But really I just don't like that guy. However, if I had my choice I'd punch Jay Cutler first, Rivers 2nd and then Mark Sanchez.....for E.

2011 Cutler Christmas Card (Not pictured, Kristin C.)

The Dolphins once again demonstrate how they can beat another team and then throw it all away for Andrew Luck. I'm proud of their commitment to their fans....I was getting worried. But the Colts again out do the Phins...they really don't look capable of beating anyone whereas my Phins are clearly choosing not to beat other teams. This race is heating up, almost on fire!!!

In our league the good teams are starting to put their distance on the bad teams with Brad (points leader) stuck in the middle. Like the Middle Child in Full House, probably the best actress of the bunch but who cares about those in the middle? Steve's hot streak continues and I'm climbing the charts like the Beatles. Only five weeks left in our regular season....who's it going to be? (Hint: Not Eric)

On to this week's Matchups! (A perfect 5-0 last week...write that down)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK! Romosexual Regrets vs. Suck for Luck: This is our version of Alabama vs. LSU with #1 Steve taking on #2 Jeremy. Steve's riding high on a 4 game win streak. Jeremy, who judging by the points against tally, is the Boise St of our league looking good but never really facing any competition. Jeremy has to pick between Mark Sanchez or Philip Rivers as his starting QB this week and that's reason enough for me to pick Steve to win 5 straight. Romosexual stays straight.....on his path to the playoffs. Wins by 14pts.

Chaos N Suh vs What's your Deal?: Another big Matchup against winning teams this week. However the Lions are on bye week and I'm assuming so is Brad. Deal by 20 points.

JetLovinJunior vs. Evil Shenanigans: Ana has a fairly decent squad here. Probably better than her record represents. She continues to wear the football pants in her family. Dallas Clark has to be on of the biggest busts of the season though. Need to trade him to Eric. My squad is on a tear though. I beat E last week, I'll beat Ana this week and if Damian had a team I'd probably beat that team too. Evil Shenanigans is the scourge of the Pitt family.....Arrrr! Shenanigans by 10pts.

DOGS vs. E: The Packers were on Bye and my mom forgot Beanie Wells is having the year i thought he would have last year (when i drafted him in the 4th round) so last week wasn't so good for her. However, she gets her Packers back and Beanie gets the Rammies run defense which doesn't play so Wells. See what I did there? DOGS by 8pts.

Starfish vs. Ben There:: 
Lung fish, black fish, alligator, Ice fish
Armour head, hammer head, anaconda, flat head
Manta ray, stingray, fang-tooth moray
Goblin shark, grass carp, round-river-bat ray

Noodle fish, hag fish, man o' war, lady fish
Black eel, baby seal, sprat, koi, electric eel
Lamprey, pejerey, yellow-edged moray
Salmon shark, sleeper shark, featherback and eagle ray 

Starfish by 20pts.

Don't burn the day my friends!

Go Ducks!

S.