Stone Cold Steve Austin wants to be the QB for the Dallas Cowboys and I think that would be great!
"I tell you what, I got some time on my hands. I could be there Sunday, playing the Philadelphia Eagles. I think I can line 'em up, throw for about 300, 400 yards. Get (Jason) Witten open, get Dez (Bryant) working. A lot of underneath routes. Give (Darren) McFadden the ball a few times. Maybe do a little end-around, fake the reverse pitchout, let me run downfield and Darren can throw me the ball. About 60 yards out, catch it in full stride and boom, spike it over the damn goalpost. ... Y'all saw me catch all those beers all those years -- damn-near never dropped any of them."
Let's be honest, That sounds like the best offensive game plan Dallas has had all season.
ON TO THE MATCHUPS!!!! (5-1 Last Week, thanks for nothing SHANE)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!! Scott vs Shane: Shane told me last week that this matchup is his Superbowl so I had to at least humor him in making in the matchup of the week. Unfortunately, both squads are far away from Playoff relevancy right now but hey when it comes to rivalries you gotta throw out the record books. To spice things up we have a gentleman's wager on the side, the stakes of which are high as you would imagine. We all know how I like to wager (you still owe me a song Baker!) so the real winners will be anyone who is fortunate enough to associate with either of the two of us. Personal embarrassment will be on the line. I'm confident though, my team is significantly better than my record and I'm pretty sure Shane's team is significantly worse than his 3 wins. Scott wins and my victory will be immortalized, by 18pts.
Kimmie vs Stevie: 6-2 might be good enough to get you first place in the Crossfitters Division but at the Adults Table it's only good enough for 3rd. That said, Kimmie is DOMINATING our league with 50 more overall points than anyone else (Steve's ranked 2nd in that stat). Guess those late night Mock Drafts are paying off. I think this one will come down to the wire with Kimmie facing some unfavorable matchups (including a sneaky good Redskins D) so I'll go out on a limb here and call an upset. Steve gets the win by 8pts.
Devonta Freeman vs BRF Week: The record for consecutive losses is 8, currently Nevin has 6 straight losses. Over the next 3 weeks she faces 2nd place, 5th place and Anne. Records were meant to be broken. Here's hoping for a Week 11 nurse on nurse matchup for the record book! Oh yea, E wins by a hundred points.
BroncosArentAwesome vs TDsAreVeryAwesome: I was listening to the Dan Patrick show the other day and he described the Broncos as "A 3-13 offense with a 16-0 defense" and I would say that's probably pretty accurate. And we all know how Manning does down the stretch. Mike by bunches.
DOGS RUNNING WILD vs Wild Nurse Running: Last week Drew Brees put up 44pts and Aaron Rodgers put up 6pts. I don't think that will happen this week. That said as I scan this matchup I don't see anyone in position to do extremely well. This will be a low scoring affair and much closer than it should be. The strength of my Mom's team are her WRs and I gotta believe that's the thing that gives her the edge. DOGS over Nurses but only by 5pts.
Seadderall vs La Bamba: Despite a great Eifert (god damn i'm creative) I still think Casey loses this matchup. And here's why. Jeremy God Damn Hill. I read every blog post about him and had I not been a top 5 pick, I probably would have picked up Hill in the first round. He lead the league in Rushing the last 8 weeks of the previous season, last 2 running backs to do that went on to lead the league in rushing the following season. He showed up in better shape than before and the Bengals announced their game plan was to run the ball this season. Jeremy God Damn Hill. Seadderall wins by 15pts.
The Commish
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