The Commish Report: Week 10

Feeling the burnout of grad-school real bad this week, not gonna lie. My creativity is running on E. But I will say last week had some massive point differentials and some big upsets. Any time E wins I consider it a week of upsets.

Lets get straight to this week in MATCHUPS!! (4-2 Last Week)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! Anne vs Staci: The last time I watched two nurses going it at I.....uhhh.... wasn't talking about it around my mom ;) These two beauties were at one time sitting pretty on top of the league but after the first month of football their teams have been quarantined. Both teams are in desperate need of a trip to the waiver wire but stubbornly refused to ask their husbands "What is a waiver wire?". I expect a low scoring affair in this girl on girl matchup with Anne ending up on top, by 7pts.

Suh Girls, One Cup vs The Fighting Armadillos: On draft day I laughed pretty hard when Casey swooped in and grabbed Megatron in the first round. I'm sure that's a decision Casey wishes he hadn't made but the beauty of the situation is he gets the All-World WR back THIS WEEK to use against everyone's favorite lions fan. I sense magic in the air. Casey wins by 20 pesos.

Seadderall vs Romosexual Tendencies: I don't want anyone forgetting about my six game winning streak but almost equally impressive is Joe's 4 game win streak after starting off 0-5. Maybe he was just toying with us the whole time? Now he's one win away from being back at .500 and creeping into the playoffs to defend his title. Steve meanwhile is having some BYE week blues. I'll take Joe in this one, by only 8 points though.

My favorite of the Ben Roethlisberger Face Memes

DOGS RUNNING CAPS LOCK vs Starfish Loves You: Like Mother Like Daughter as both teams sit at 4-5. The Packers have Daaaaaaaaaa Bears this week in what should be a high scoring affair since neither team bothers to play defense. While I expect Manning and Hillman to put up bunches of points against the raiders, it won't be enough to overcome Boobie Dixon and squad. DOGS by 13pts.

Legion of Puke vs. Victor-E: Which win was more surprising last week? Mark Sanchez over the Texans or E's win over Carla with over 130pts. I'm thinking E's because Mark Sanchez has actually been to the playoffs before, twice. I'ma say E's win was. I'ma say it was a fluke. And I'ma say Jeremy wins this one by double digits. BUTT FUMBLE!!!!

6 Game Winning Streak vs. Shananananananana: 7 Game Winning Streak, by 16 points!

I have no idea why they're calling it "Rivalry Week"

Pinball documentary now has over 1000 views. I'm famous.

#CowboySuk

Back to work.

Skewl.

The Commish.
S.