Greetings Sports Fans!
Quick Rant: At Brandcenter the last 3 projects I worked on all had prizes for the winning team. One was a trip to Miami, another was an opportunity to present to our board of directors and a third sent the winning team to SXSW in Austin Texas. I finished "runner-up" in ALL THREE!!!! Very pissed this morning as yesterday was the announcement for the third project. Granted I should be happy about consistently beating the majority of the school but still.....Ugh!!!! Made me think of this quote by my favorite basketball player.
Sorry to vent here, no where else to do it where I don't seem like a sore loser. Which i am!
Enough about that though lets talk some FOOTBALL!
The Sanchize is BACK! After Chip Kelly found him outside a Home Depot, Mark "Dirty" Sanchez is back to the delight of Eric Pitt. I predict for the eagles a first round playoff lost with a 20% chance of butt fumble.
The other week we had an extraordinary amount of close games and last week was almost all blowouts. Interesting contrasts.
The regular season is winding down with only a few more opportunities for teams on the bubble. Will Joe make the playoffs after an 0-5 start? Will I ever be defeated again? Is E going to finish dead last (again)? Will Kevin change his team name once more? Will Staci find the link to the waiver wire? These questions and more will be answered in just a few short weeks.
MATCHUPS!!! (4-2 Last week)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! Number 1 vs Number 2: Remember when the Giants and the Patriots, who each had no reason to play their starters, faced off in the final week of the season in an epic game that was actually a preview of the superbowl? Yea, just like that me and Steve are going to mix it up. Similar to last weeks game, the Oregonian will prevail over the Ute. Shenanigans wins after Steve drops the ball on the 1 yard line.
Seadderall vs DILW GNINNUR SGOD: Joe has been UNSTOPPABLE. Starting off 0-5 and now sits in 4th place overall in our league. Absolutely insane. Now he's up agains the Green Bay Packers who unfortunately face Chip Kelly's "Much better than you realize" turnover causing defense. This one will be close but I'm all about jumping on the Joe bandwagon. Joe by 13pts.
Carla + Mini vs Pukey the Clown: Always interesting to see teams "on the bubble" fighting. After an insane two week span, Big Ben reminded us all why he's never drafted ahead of round 7. I expect this to be a low scoring affair with Carla emerging as the winner after Peyton Manning does unspeakable things to the St Louis Rams. Car by 9pts.
Suh Girls vs Girl: Staci easily defeated Kevin earlier this season but ever since bye weeks started Staci hasn't been finding many wins. If only there was a way in fantasy football that she could replace her injured/ineffective players with players who actually ARE playing. If only...... Kevin by ALOT.
Charles Manneson vs Kevin's a Woman: This will be a really close game with two squads fighting to stay in the playoffs. I'm guessing it's the closest game of the week.... until Shan once again forgot to update her roster and play Gronk. You'd think Kevin would have talked to her. Anne by 20pts.
Shock and Awe vs Butt Fumble: Someone has to win this right? Casey by 2pts.
Enjoy the games this weekend!
Go Ducks...... oh wait nvm.
Who wants to go to SXSW anyways?!?!
I did...
Update your rosters!
Home in less than 4 weeks!
The Commish
S.
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