The Commish Report: Week 12

This week in Commish!

How hard did reality hit Mark Sanchez and Chip Kelly's Philadelphia Ducks last week? I'm sad because of how much I love Chip and want him to succeed but still get a kick out of Sanchez being butt fumble awful.

The New England Patriots are looking
for a new Social Media Manager.

Two weeks left in the season! There's a sea of 5/6 win teams fighting to make the post season. And then Eric. Top spot is still up in the air with Steve in the pole position and me and Kevin (mathematically at least) still on his heels. Perhaps the most dangerous team in the league is defending champion Joe. Who was written off at 0-5 now sits at 6-5 which is 4th place in this league.

Anything can happen in the playoffs.

This weeks Matchups with a side of cranberry sauce. (3-3 last week, my worst showing of the season)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!! Kevin vs Scott: Lots riding on this matchup. If I win, I solidify my hold of the 1st round playoff bye and avenge my devastating  loss earlier in the season. A win by Kevin puts him in that #2 spot, potentially giving him that coveted first round Bye. Despite the 4 headed RB attack Kevin somehow is getting away with, Shenanigans is welcoming Josh Gordon to the squad with open arms. And lets be honest, is there any way I would pick Kevin over me? Shenanigans by 14pts.

RomoArigato vs Kevin's Wifey: Steve got lucky last week and is #1 in the league. Shan thinks its wise to keep the best tight end in football on the bench. Steve doesn't even need to update his roster and he'd still win by 10pts.

The Streak vs The Mexican: Jamal Charles in Charge already in this one. Joe gets to 7 in a row.

PACKERS RUNNING WILD vs LOP: The packers are good, scary good. The vikings are awful, butt fumble awful. So I expect a lot of points from the Rodgers/Cobbs/Nelson package. Jeremy's team has found some consistency late in the season but there's nobody on his team not named Dez I'm thinking could go off this week. Packers win a close one by 8pts.

New Home vs Does she still live in a trailer?: Right now these two squads have almost the exact same projection (Carla has yet to pick a defense or a replacement for ailing Foster). The San Fransisco 49ers are facing off against the Washington "It's Not A Slur" Redskins. The Skins spend their training camp in Richmond Virginia which I got to see a bit of earlier this year. So I can confirm the skins are awful and the niners will score staci lots and lots of points. Staci's Team has got it going on by 11pts.

Manneson vs Eeeeeeeee: I don't think E has ever won back to back games. Anne by bunches.

18 days!

"I'm a man of mustache now and I don't have to follow any rules." - Things I've yelled this week

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