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ON TO THE MATCHUPS!!!! (4-2 again last week)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!! The Man Bear versus the Mexican: Clearly this season the crossfit division is the SEC and the Legacy division is the MAC at best, probably more like a Thanksgiving pickup game at the local park. The kinda game where it's all fun until some jackass former player decides to drop a shoulder into an unsuspecting Scott Roberts. C'mon man, we're just having fun here. So this could be a Superbowl preview. Casey turned around his fall from grace by narrowly escaping an upset bid by Evil Shenanigans, but now faces the 2nd best team in his division. This is like LSU vs Bama except it will be watchable. Willie Snead hit his 3pt average for Shane to get the party started, but DeMarco against Indy will probably rack up 30+ points at least. Meanwhile, Casey's Cardinals are facing the Purple People Eaters from Minnesota and that's whatever "unfortunate" is in Spanish. Gotta give it to Shane this week as his team builds a wall around Casey's team and makes him pay for it. Shane by 19pts.
Hot Cop on Cop Action: I love it when these two square off in a duel of imagery football! I like to think it consumes their household for the entire week (if they had a household anymore that is). For the record, Kimmie is 3-1 against her husband, including one playoff victory. A rivalry only becomes a rivalry when both sides win. Mike got lucky at the beginning of the season but Kimmie's team is on a 5 game win streak, rushing toward the playoffs while Zeke rushes to the MVP and Rookie of the Year awards. This one's gonna be a close one! Zeke has been nothing short of fantastic and I'll be there in person as the Chiefs demolish Tampa Bay so I'm going to go with Kimmie to get the win today and continue wearing the fantasy football pants in this and every household they share. Glitter farts by 10pts.
#GlassCaseOfLosses vs. Already Listening to Christmas Music and putting her Cats into Christmas Sweaters: Poor Carla, those 2 wins must feel like an eternity ago. Good grab of Rawls off the waiver wire though, I thought I was the only one who picked up on that. What an insane night for Luke Kuechly on Thursday. Guy scores a touchdown, gets touchdown taken away, plays a huge game, leaves sobbing. That dude is as tough as they come and that was hard to watch. Still don't understand how that was a head injury but I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV. I've also totally digressed from my point with is Katie wins by 19pts.
MakeDallasGreatAgain vs. DOGS RUNNING WILD: Steve still hasn't texted me back since the Oregon Ducks beat his beloved Utes with a Touchdown as time expired. Wish I could have watched that game, I got Mizzou versus who gives a crap instead. But what a game! My mom meanwhile got her win of the season last week with not just a victory but a down-right thrashing of Anne's squad. I expect the good luck to keep going and the bad luck to keep going this week as Steve's nightmare of a football weekend gets worse with a Dallas falling at home to the Ravens and then him losing to my moms. A hat trick of losses for him so to speak. DOGS by 8pts.
BRFs get beat half the time vs Naughty Nurse: Another close matchup in the Crossfit league sees nurse against nurse. I expect a low scoring affair as Anne's team either goes off for 160 against me or 60 against everyone else, apparently. This might come down to one player going off and I believe that one player will be Aaron Rodgers and I have an odd feeling about that Dallas Baltimore game. So I'll take Anne to win this close but low scoring throwdown, by 5pts.
Evil Shenanigans vs Devonta Freeman: Holy crap it's November and Eric hasn't been eliminated from the playoffs! Yet! Seems like nobody wants to win our division, which is fine by me because I'm still mathematically in this guy! Somehow... And the collapse of E is as predictable as the collapse of Andy Dalton in the playoffs. He's already missing his two best Atlanta Falcons. While Cam and Cooks didn't do much to help, which for anyone questioning that decision no other combination of opposing Quarterbacks (Brees and Cam) have put up more points against each other over the past 3 years. But I failed to take into consideration how Thursday Night Football is ruining the sport each and every week. Nevertheless I expect to win this week in a close battle. Evil triumphs, by 9pts.
GO CHIEFS!!!!
The Commish
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