I know it's early but it looks like another year of domination by the Crossfit division over the Legacy teams. First round of cross divisional play happens next week.
^My fantasy football life in a nutshell
Long week at work = a Short Report, so onto the MATCHUPS!!! (4-2 last week, Kareem!)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! Doug Hates Him vs. Doug Probably Hates Mike Too: Ungrateful dog. Two of our three Undefeateds square off against each other in what Jim Ross would obviously call "A slobberknocker!". Shane's riding the Wentz-Wagon and pulling wideouts off the bench like a 6th man while Mike just beat his wife with no remorse. I'm still full of running back envy every time I look at Mike's squad but I believe this is the week McCaffery figures it out which is great news for Shane and bad news for the rest of us. I'll take Shane in this one, by 13 white running back points.
Evil Shenanigans vs DOGS GONE WILD: If Jordan Howard were a combat pilot he'd already be busted down to flying cargo planes full of rubber dog #$%@ out of Hong Kong. Seriously! He's dragging my otherwise awesome team down into the gutter. And I was one pick away from getting Gurly Power. Dammit Shane. Meanwhile, my mom has turned a rather suspect draft into a sneaky good squad. She's projected to break 100 and defeat me but we all know my opinion of those projection numbers. Shenanigans prevail by 8pts.
BRFs Can't Be Beat vs Shock and Spanish: Ladies and gentleman I present to you our early Sacko Bowl favorites. I know Casey's squad is bad but is it NEVIN level bad??!? Ay Bendito! Someone is getting their first win and if history has taught us anything it's this....Casey by 19pts.
Naughty Nurse vs Glitter Farts: Andrew Luck is not playing NFL football in 2017. Years from now NFL films will have a special on "what might have been" featuring Andrew Luck, whose life and career was cut short because of a horrible offensive line. Might as well drop him now. Luckily for her the rest of Kimmie's squad is fairly formidable and only going to get better when Doug Martin comes back. He has the best NFL nickname ever too... Muscle Hamster. Anne's squad is pretty great too but no good nicknames over there. So I'll give the nod to Kim in a high scoring and close affair. Kim by 5pts.
The Elders vs Mariota Kart: I was so worried about Steve lucking out into a full time Zeke but perhaps that was an overreaction since Zeke not only quit on the cowboys last week but quit on Steve as well. Is this the week he gets back to hitting holes like he hits.....ah too soon? Carla's squad isn't bad, but her key players are facing a lot of tough defenses including the one she has. That's never a winning strategy. I gotta believe Steve finally gets a win when his woman beater helps him beat his woman. Ha! Steve by 14pts.
Hard Gronk Life vs Devonta Freeman: 5 other managers have more points than Katie but of course she's in 2nd place. Eric put up over a hundred points against me last week so undoubtedly he'll struggle to break 60 this week. Hiro keeps the win streak going with more unbelievable luck. Hiro by 10pts.
I'm not convinced at all the Ducks have returned to form. The real tests await in October.Excited to have my nephew visiting in a few more weeks. Stephen, big head on the boy. Hope he likes BBQ and Breweries as much as I do.
Even more exciting is I (FINALLY) get to see one of my favorite bands, Gorillaz, this Friday at the Sprint center in KC. Definitely in my top 3 personal favorite bands.
- Gorillaz (2001) - I'm 17 years old romping around the valley in my friend Nathan's dad's classic mustang to this album. One day we broke 90mph.
- Demon Dayz (2005) - Accidentally stole this from my little cousin. I'm probably committing other crimes as well but nothing too serious.
- Plastic Beach (2009) - Obsessed with this album. It's my jam as I drive out to Ashland for AMFs and a Slice of Pep with Eric and others. I actually first met Shane on one of these such nights. Thought he was kind of a dick. I'd confirm this years later.
- Humanz (2017) - It's a weird year, a reality TV star is president. He threatens ESPN over twitter.
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
The Commish
S.
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