Short report tonight as it's been an unusually full week and I haven't thought much at all about football. Some good friends of ours got married yesterday, great party, and then this morning I participated in my first footrace in years. To that kid who ran the all 10K with that massive symbolic backpack on, I GOT YOU GOOD YOU SONUVABITCH!!! I passed him (finally) at the home stretch after thinking he got away from me somewhere around mile 3. I believe he was running for cancer or scholarships or the shriners or something? Anyways, Loser. Beat ya.
BOO! Matchups! (3 for 3 last week, same as my record. I lead in points. Sigh.)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!! Evil Shenanigans versus Hard Gronk Life: Storms brewing in KC this weekend in more ways than one when Katie and I go head to head this week. Pretty confident she's even got the cats working against me. My football week feels ruined already because of those GD refs from thursday nights game. I know it's October and all but I saw far too many ghost.... holding calls. It was frightening. That ending felt like the Refs were like "No, no, no! Do it again Oakland and do it right this time!". Ugh. But I digress. Hiro's whole week rests on what should be a fun Superbowl Rematch this Sunday night. They can't blow another lead to Brady and Co can they?! They learned from their humiliating loss?? They will come out ready to kill them right?? I'm counting on it! Falcons redeem and Shenanigans prevail by 11pts.
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90's Bills vs. NaughtyMason: Honestly, how do you drop A. Cooper to waiver wires? I want to pick against Manneson just because of that alone. But then Tyreek Hill had himself a game and Shane's two RB money makers are facing the 1st and 3rd best run defenses in the league. So I'll go Anne here, by 125 yards and 1 TD.
Victorious Secrets vs BYE weeks can't be beat: Glitter Farts and her hubbie are each on 3 game win streaks. Their ugly dog must be so proud. I don't see Kim's getting busted this week, even if Staci actually updated her roster. Kimmie enjoys her BYE and wins by 20pts.
CARRS RUNNING WILD vs. Carrla: No Rodgers? No problem. 30pts from her bench QB has the DOGS squad cruising. Meanwhile, Carla looks to get her broke down Mariota Kart back up and running this week but I don't believe the rest of her team will have enough gas in the tank. DOGS won't take her foot off the gas along the road to victory this week by 10pts and I could do these puns all night!
The Elders vs Devonte Freeman: The Zeke thing is going to drag out all year isn't it? GD Cowboys ruin everything. Eric's team is actually a lot better than his 2-4 record might suggest and Steve doesn't deserve to get picked this week because when you find Amari gold on the waiver wire, you have to play him right? Right!? Eric by 2 Devonte Touchdowns.
Shock Y Spanish vs. MICHAEL CRABTREE IS A PUNK!: Dodgers in the World Series! Irish beating USC! The 49ers......err.....Dodgers in the World Series! Sports life couldn't be much better for the Mexican and even though Marshawn got ejected for conduct of a hooligan, I'm going to call a shocking upset and say the Mexican finds a way against Mike's red hot squad. Hopefully I'm right and his teams brings dollars to the table, not pesos. Casey by 4pts.
Favorite Twitter Joke of the Month:
The Commish
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