I look into her eyes and ask her "Is this what you always imagined being engaged would be like?"
Katie, shaving in the details of a bikini top out of what's left of my hairy chest, using a small pink razor I had stolen from her side of the bathroom sink.
"No," she says. "Definitely not what I imagined."
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Photo shoot is later today.
Pics when I'm happy with them.
Shane's bet will be paid in full.
This Lannister always pays his debts.
Unlike Casey....
Short report this morning, as shaving took much longer than I thought it would! (3-3 last week, a few close shaves)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! #1 seed vs. #2 seed: Of course Zeke would be suspended the week Steve faces off against Mike. Granted, Mike can only play the team's on his schedule, but god dammit this is getting out of hand. His team is as overranked as Notre Dame is but Steve's not the Hurricane that's going to unveil his shortcomings. Not without Zeke. Mike continues an improbable run of good Irish luck, by 2 Fourtnette touchdowns.
BRFs are easily beat vs. Super Mariota Kart: At the opposite end of the spectrum we have the 12th seed vs. the 11th seed in the "someone's gotta win" bowl. Carla put Marcus back in the driver seat which is more than enough for me to believe she gets the win but stays the 11th seed. Carla by a few.
DOGS RUNNING WILD vs NaughtyNurse: Le'veon's projections are ridiculous, but it is against poor Indy who won't be seeing Andrew Luck anytime soon. You see he's now in Europe for non-FDA approved treatments?! We may never see Andrew Luck again, which will sadden me because "Captain Andrew Luck" is one of my favorite twitter accounts to follow. But I digress. Dogs has a sneaky underrated team with Karmaro, Gronk and even Josh McCown is a decent play this week against a stupid stupid stupid Tampa Bay team. I'll take the DOGS upset in a close one.Evil Shenanigans vs. The Mexican: Ugh, now with my familiar distinction of "scores the most points and has a losing record" I'm left with 4 weeks to make a push for the playoffs. Casey, meanwhile, is watching his chances of a championship diminish faster than he did watching Yu Darvish pitch for 2 innings. Too soon? Shenanigans wins by 5 runs.
90's Shaner vs. Hard Gronk Life: Hiro's already mad at Shane because of all the hair that's suddenly covering the bathroom SHE JUST CLEANED YESTERDAY!!! Also those 2 TDs by Graham Cracker isn't helping. Hiro's got a lot of firepower left with Brady, Cooks and Brown. But while they've been inconsistently brilliant, Gordon and Gurley have been consistently awesome. Plus did I mention 2 TDs from Graham already!? Shane gets the win.
Not Making the Playoffs vs. Glitter Farts: Holy Bye week! Kim's streak of 6 wins is in danger because she's forced to leave all her big guns on the bench. It is Eric she's playing this week, so I give her more than 40% chance of victory here. E's got a few good matchups. I can't imagine Atlanta only running Freeman 9 times against that patchwork Dallas run defense and Cam will get his against the poor Dolphins. However, this is Eric we're talking about. Kimber keeps rolling, by 6pts.
Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore!
The Commish
S.
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