Welcome to the first week of cross league contamination. This is like the SEC vs the PAC-12 with Legacy teams taking on those upstart Crossfitters. Kinda quiet on the trash talk front this week, wonder what caused that.....
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While I enjoyed the sweet sweet taste of victory last week it was an otherwise dark day of football with the Ducks and Dolphins both taking landside losses against opponents they used to dominate with ease. Ugh. The Helfrich era has begun and honestly, I disagree with Joey Harrington. While yes, there's suddenly a lot of space on the Bandwagon, there's nothing wrong with having higher expectations after almost a decade of dominance. We should expect to WTD all the days. That said, I ain't going nowheres. Love my ducks.
London games are stupid. Watching the Dolphins is tough already, let alone waking up even earlier to do it. Also, I was planning on going to the Detroit Lions vs Kansas City Chiefs game until I found out it was also happening in London. I was going to make a shirt that was Chiefs Red and in white letters across the chest it would say "#LOLions". God damn London games.
Last week was rough, this week will be better LETS SEE SOME MATCHUPS!!!! (5-1 Last Week, this season is back on track!)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! Shaner vs My Mom: I think we can all understand the significance of this matchup. My mom has had her fill of my goofball friends over the year (Nick, Travis, Schulz, Kelly, remember when my buddy Sean cried during your BBQ?) and she probably assumed I would make mature friends at some point, yet I continue to disappoint, and I'm over 30. Mom's never met Shane and that's because I don't want her to worry about the company I keep. Should she lose, I'm sure I'll never hear the end of it. Ever. Can't have that. Mom win this. DOGS by 10pts
Shake-n-Baker vs The Loneliest Jet Fan In the World: Jets suck. Actually they've been surprisingly effective just like E. After the draft I looked at the Mexican's squad with intimidation in my eyes, the clear winner of the league. I looked at E's squad like a bunch of school yard flunkies who would under achieve and leave E on the outside looking in once again come December. But surprise surprise surprise. Now it's the Mexican against the New Yorker in a showdown of what I think is a good squad and the annual collection of disappointment assembled by E. Was I that wrong?! Mexican wins by 20 pesos.
Seadderallforone vs Oh shit its the cops!: Another great matchup this week with 2nd place taking on 3rd place. Seriously, these are like early season bowl games and I'm hungover from New Years Eve. Joe fell short of his first place bid last week, taking the first loss of the season. Mike is a lucky son of a bitch who survived week 3 and hopefully put Bridgewater on the waiver wire he belongs on. I love me some Adrian Peterson and T Kelce (did you see his Smash Bros Themed Celebration??!?!) and Ryan Mallet is about as accurate connecting with his receivers as Manny Pacquiao was accurate connecting punches in his last fight. I'm on the right side of the law this week, TDs by 12pts
Naughty Naughty Nurse ;) vs Naughty Naughty ummmmm Property Development Manager?: How the mighty have fallen! Queen Anne's royal reign has gone from Joffrey to Tommen in only 4 weeks. How did that happen?? Mason has already increased involvement in the chat by 1000% so is he now pulling the levers on team Manneson? Or maybe the obvious Collusion IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART?! Either way, the slide continues this week and I believe the Romosexual takes this by 19pts.
Had Something for This vs BRFs are (surprisingly!) tough to beat: Poor Carla has once again talked a big draft and come up short winded. If there was ever a week to win it would be during the BRF week. Andrew Luck is nursing a shoulder injury and the talent drops pretty hard on this squad after him. You can do this Carla. I believe. Had Something has something for this and wins by 9pts.
Winning Shenanigans vs Kimmie's Secrets: A Gronkless Kim isn't much of a threat now is she? This is my lucky week. Not sure what to write about here now. Pretty obvious who's gonna win. No Gronk, No Problem. I win by 20 or more points.
Another blessed week of football. I'll be traveling on Sunday though....hopefully my plane has the Wifi.
These would be easier to type if Kittens didn't exist.
The call is coming from inside......your phone!
LeVeon Bell was worth going 0-2 for.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
Big week next week, I get to go to Facebook and Twitter for workshops on how to be better at Facebook and Twitter.
Let's build a spaceship.
The Commish
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