It has to be my favorite of the social media platforms. I find myself checking it throughout the day for laughs, interesting articles, fantasy football information, advertising stuff, that feed is like a custom daily magazine of what I think is awesome.
However, I'm actually a bit of a wallflower on the platform, sending out maybe a tweet every other day. Typically anything I send will only get me 30 impressions and the occasional engagement, usually from Carla and/or romosexual. A very small ripple along the information super highway.
But last week was a different story.
I had a tweet go over a thousand impressions and hundreds of engagements. HUGE for me!
That tweet...
Rest assured, farts are still funny.
You know what's not funny? The whooping I put on E last week. It was serious. Who knew I had it in me? I didn't. My team doesn't always win, but when we do, we score more points than any team has at any point so far this season. That's what it takes too! E still had one of his best weeks against me. But it didn't matter. Who needs Devonta Freeman anyways? (I still do).
Mike and Kim continue to sit on top of the league right now. I guess there isn't enough crime in Southern Oregon. My mom is dominating the legacy division which isn't a surprise. 3 government employees. In league vs league play the legacy group is 7-5 against the crossfitters. I fought the law and the law won (0-2). The season is far from over and hey, if the Miami Dolphins can turn it around in 2015 then so can YOU (Carla, Anne, Staci).
MATCHUPS MATCHUPS MATCHUPS (6-0 Last week....A FLAWLESS VICTORY)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!!! Shaner vs TDs make me go long: Not every week you see an 8th place team heavily favored over a 1st place team but that's what BYE weeks will do to you. Shaner quit on his team about half way through TNF last week but his team didn't quit on him, pulling an upset out of his mexican standoff. Can he shock the world 2 weeks in a row? I think so. Without the Red Rifle and a few others I just don't think the TDs are very big this week. In fact, I think those TDs are flat. Basically bee stings. Shaner wins another he probably shouldn't have, by 9pts.
Tactical Turtlenecks vs Stormin Mormon Pruitt: I always wanted a brother when I was little cause Carla never wanted to play. Sure she'd throw a pity round of "Cruisn USA" or "NBA Jam" but my largest rival was always Artificial Intelligence until Steve came along. We've logged many of hours competing in ridiculous shit (nerf guns and ceiling fans) but I get my biggest kick beating him at this. At 4-2 his team is clearly overachieving not unlike his beloved Utah Utes. However, I can now add Eddie Lacy and AJ Green to Gronk and Adrian Peterson as players I won't have to face this year because of BYE weeks. Not that this has done me any good in the past (damn cops) but it's reason enough to me to pick me cause i love me some me. by 13pts.
Victorious Secret vs BRF Week: Last week Andrew Luck outscored Cam Newton by 8.22pts. Pretty sure I could just update that figure every week moving forward for BRF matchups. Kimmie by bunches.
IsEverythingAwesome? vs. devonta fre-E-man: If you drafted the Denver Broncos this season you're gonna have a bad time. E by A LOT!
DOGS RUNNING BYE WEEKS vs Seadderallonmyteam: My mom is 1-3 the last 4 years when the Packers on a BYE week. Her one win coming against me in 2013. At time of press Marshawn Lynch was running over the Niners....i guess we'll call it defense. Also, STAR QUARTERBACK BLAKE BORTLES has been a consistent fantasy threat, I never thought I'd write that, and Julio Jones can't watch Devonta Freeman get all the glory for 3 straight weeks can he?! Sorry Ma, but I gotta think Joe gets the win whilst the Packers take it easy. Joe by 18pts.
Choque N Awe vs Naughty Nurse: Finalmente un partido que se siente aún! Lo que sucedió a Casey Baker's squad??? Montando una racha perdedora de dos juegos a la derecha en la mediocridad. De hecho perder a la mediocridad! Anne en el ínterin todavía está tratando de encontrar su camino a través de esta desastrosa temporada. Alguien tiene que ganar esta cosa derecha? Tengo que darle a la Mexicana. Lo que queda de su equipo debe ser capaz de derrotar a la consecución de la defensa del bajo champ escuadrón de no-amenazas. Voy a recoger Casey fuera de Home Depot y pagarle un día de trabajo honrado, por 10 pesos.
BYE weeks are killing people this week.
Hey Mambo! Mambo Italiano.
Has any player "Honey-dicked" fantasy managers more than Carlos Hyde? Dude rushes for 30.2pts in week one and has struggled to break 6pts ever since???
Inconceivable!!!
Hello?! Helloooooooo!? Anybody home? Think McFly. Think!
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| I just giggled and farted |
Go Ducks!
GO ROYALS!!!!
The Commish
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