The Commish Report: Week 8

Short one this week. I'm running on E.

Strike a Matchup and light it up!!!! (Trump told me he was 6-0 last week. Really hard to argue with that guy)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! The Mexican vs The Defending Champion: You know who I love? Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair. Man that guy was great. White Hair. Bedazzled Bath Robe. The original 'Dad Bod'. Stylin', profilin'. limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WHOOO! His philosophy was simple, you wanna be the man you gotta beat the man. The Mexican is flying high and has a chance to not only beat but to SWEEP the man....errrr....woMAN on his way to knighting himself the baddest hombre in the prison yard. RECORD WATCH: Casey is three wins away from setting a new winning streak record and 6 more wins gives him the best season ever. For Kim a win would get her back to .500. That's it. I'll take the Mexican by 14 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!!!!!!!!!!

DOGS RUNNING WILD vs CATS POOPING IN BOXES: My mom has decided, since she didn't get Aaron Rodgers in the draft, that she'll take all his wideouts instead. Not sure which I'd be more upset about, Katie's bench which is projected to score 0 points due to BYEs and Injuries, or leaving 15pts on my bench already because THAT wide receiver doesn't catch passes from discount double check. This will be a close coin flip but I gotta go with my moms on this one behind big games from Luck, The Quizz Show and J Hill. Dogs rule and Cats drool, by 7pts.

The Naughty Nurse vs The Naughty TDs: Both teams are 4-3. Both next to each other in the standings. Pretty much projected the same points. They both have a bunch of Saints. In a matchup like this you have to look at those intangibles that as an expert fantasy football analysts I know will separate the winner of the is matchup from the loser. Mike grabbed R. Kelly off of waiver wires this week and thats awesome. Assuming he doesn't piss the bed (with a minor in it) that could be the great play that gets Mike a close win this week, by 6 Bump & Grinds.

Shane vs. Nevin: It's Saturday night and even Yahoo gives Nevin only an 8% chance of updating her roster winning. The record of Margin of Victory is 95.10 (set by my mom) and we might see that fall this week. Shane by bunches.

Devonta Freeman vs. #GlassCaseOfLosses: What happened you guys?! After both of you starting the season off 2-1 I knew this would be a turn around year for at least ONE of you! But instead you've collectively gone 1-8 since. Someday you'll return to the postseason, but doesn't look like today is that day. I'll give this one to Eric, because of Marcus Mariota. Who is a GOD. E by 19.90pts.

MakeDallasGreatAgain vs Evil Shenanigans: "Game Time decision" has to be the worst 3 words in Fantasy Football. The worst 2 words are probably "BYE Week". The worst word in Fantasy Football is clearly "Nevin". Steve's only dealing with 2 of those 3 scenarios this week with a banged up Lamar Miller, Randall Cobb, Stephon Diggs, T Pryor and Me and Matt Jones. Which is great news for me! I'm hot as hell and riding a sweet 2 game winning streak. Have the stars aligned? Is this the improbable run to the Playoffs for me?! I think its fate. Evil Shenanigans wins by 5 injuries and a BYE week!

Tickets to the World Series - $750 was the cheapest one recorded.
Cover charge at bars around Wrigley - Starting at $100.
Still the lovable loser? - Priceless.

Is CLEVELAND really the best town in sports?

Had a blast today competing for the first time in 3 years. Been a long time since I pushed myself this hard at the game of fitness. Repressed memories came up and more. It was bad. But I finished 6 out of 15. Was a solid 3rd place until my old nemesis Burpee Box Jump came up. I made those look like Micah makes a 4ft fence look :(

Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

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The Commish Report: Week 8

Short one this week. I'm running on E this week.

Strike a Matchup and light it up!!!! (Trump told me he was 6-0 last week. Really hard to argue with that guy)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! The Mexican vs The Defending Champion: You know who I love? Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair. Man that guy was great. White Hair. Bedazzled Bath Robe. The original 'Dad Bod'. Stylin', profilin'. limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WHOOO! His philosophy was simple, you wanna be the man you gotta beat the man. The Mexican is flying high and has a chance to not only beat but to SWEEP the man....errrr....woMAN on his way to knighting himself the baddest hombre in the prison yard. RECORD WATCH: Casey is three wins away from setting a new winning streak record and 6 more wins gives him the best season ever. For Kim a win would get her back to .500. That's it. I'll take the Mexican by 14 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!!!!!!!!!!

DOGS RUNNING WILD vs CATS POOPING IN BOXES: My mom has decided, since she didn't get Aaron Rodgers in the draft, that she'll take all his wideouts instead. Not sure which I'd be more upset about, Katie's bench which is projected to score 0 points due to BYEs and Injuries, or leaving 15pts on my bench already because THAT wide receiver doesn't catch passes from discount double check. This will be a close coin flip but I gotta go with my moms on this one behind big games from Luck, The Quizz Show and J Hill. Dogs rule and Cats drool, by 7pts.

The Naughty Nurse vs The Naughty TDs: Both teams are 4-3. Both next to each other in the standings. Pretty much projected the same points. They both have a bunch of Saints. In a matchup like this you have to look at those intangibles that as an expert fantasy football analysts I know will separate the winner of the is matchup from the loser. Mike grabbed R. Kelly off of waiver wires this week and thats awesome. Assuming he doesn't piss the bed (with a minor in it) that could be the great play that gets Mike a close win this week, by 6 Bump & Grinds.

Shane vs. Nevin: It's Saturday night and even Yahoo gives Nevin only an 8% chance of updating her roster winning. The record of Margin of Victory is 95.10 (set by my mom) and we might see that fall this week. Shane by bunches.

Devonta Freeman vs. #GlassCaseOfLosses: What happened you guys?! After both of you starting the season off 2-1 I knew this would be a turn around year for at least ONE of you! But instead you've collectively gone 1-8 since. Someday you'll return to the postseason, but doesn't look like today is that day. I'll give this one to Eric, because of Marcus Mariota. Who is a GOD. E by 19.90pts.

MakeDallasGreatAgain vs Evil Shenanigans: "Game Time decision" has to be the worst 3 words in Fantasy Football. The worst 2 words are probably "BYE Week". The worst word in Fantasy Football is clearly "Nevin". Steve's only dealing with 2 of those 3 scenarios this week with a banged up Lamar Miller, Randall Cobb, Stephon Diggs, T Pryor and Me and Matt Jones. Which is great news for me! I'm hot as hell and riding a sweet 2 game winning streak. Have the stars aligned? Is this the improbable run to the Playoffs for me?! I think its fate. Evil Shenanigans wins by 5 injuries and a BYE week!

Tickets to the World Series - $750 was the cheapest one recorded.
Cover charge at bars around Wrigley - Starting at $100.
Still the lovable loser? - Priceless.

Is CLEVELAND really the best town in sports?

Had a blast today competing for the first time in 3 years. Been a long time since I pushed myself this hard at the game of fitness. Repressed memories came up and more. It was bad. But I finished 6 out of 15. Was a solid 3rd place until my old nemesis Burpee Box Jump came up. I made those look like Micah makes a 4ft fence look :(

Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

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The Commish Report: Week 7

Boo! (Ya Whores.)

Man, when I tossed it out there for someone to guest author this week's commish report I really thought Shane would step up. Or maybe Mike, I'm a huge fan of the way he fights(?) crime all day long with witty Facebook posts. Or maybe someone unexpected like my Moms or a Nurse.

But nothing could have prepared me for who accepted the call.

So without further ado, I turn complete control of this week's commish report over to our guest author, and Presidential Nominee, Donald J. Trump.


Well, first of all, it's great to be with you, and thank you, everybody.

A lot of people, they know me, but they don't know this, football has a very, very, very special place in my heart. It's a tremendous sport. I love teams who win. Who are winners. You know me, I love to win. Nobody loves winning more than I do. And together we are going Big League in November.

I know so much about football it's unbelievable. Really. I draft the best players. All winners. A good draft begins with research. It really is quite amazing how good the research is, but I'm not really, in fact - the research is so obvious and it's so good and nobody has the research like I do. If you knew about these players like I know, well, you would be very happy. 

But lets get on with it. Lets talk about these Matchups (Last week, well it wasn't so good. This week will be a lot better.)

DT + TB = <3

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!!! Evil Shenanigans vs. It's a Hard Gronk Life: I love Tom Brady. Really, the best Quarterback who ever played. Tom's a good friend of mine. And he should be, we're a lot alike he and I. He's a winner. Like me. I'm a winner. We both love beautiful women. The best women. Most beautiful in the world. By any standard. And we both do whatever it takes to get the job done. We face a lot of adversity for that but, really, at the end of the day, is it any question who you'd want on your side? If you love Tom, like I do, then you love me too. I'll take Tom to win this matchup for Katie and we will win it Big League.

Shock N Awe vs TDs and Beer: Now, there's been a lot of confusion regarding what I think about the Mexican people. I love the Mexican people. I do. I enjoy taco bowls like many of you do. Really. But there are thousands and thousands of bad hombres inside our boarders and we've got to do something about it. They're going to build a plant and illegals are going drive those cars right over the border ... And they'll probably end up stealing the cars. If we don't do something about it. Casey, I don't think, he's not that type of Mexican. Really. How do I know that? He's a winner. And this week, you know what he's going to do, he's going to grab TDs by the pussy. Because when you’re 6-0, they let you do it. You can do anything. 

Jerry with a young woman he respects

BRFs Can't Be Beat vs Victorious Secrets: I love this matchup. You know I do. Really. Because nobody, and I mean nobody, respects women more than I do. Nurses. Cops. Especially around Halloween, when I see so many around. Besides Nurses and Cops, which really, are the best, but maybe there's one better and thats Cowboys. I love Cowboys, and Jerry Jones and I are a lot alike. We both love football and we both respect women. We respect women so much it's ridiculous. And you can't go wrong with the Cowboys. But they can't win if they don't play and there are a lot of Cowboys not playing on Staci's team and you can't win with that. You can't. It's the worst strategy, and we've had 8 years of bad strategy, we don't need anymore bad strategy and this this is bad. Kim wins this, Bigly. 

MakeDallasGreatAgain vs Devonta Freeman: How can I pick a winner between these two losers? Huh? It's impossible. Let me tell you something, these are the people, the haters and the liars, who they just don't get it. They just don't. The players are out there, the matchups are there and they just don't see it. I've done the research. All kinds of research. The best kinds. And if other people want to be walked through it, like babies or something, then I don't know what their problem is. I'm not here to give out handouts and neither Steve or Eric should expect that. 

Speedo's and Nair vs. Naughty Nurse: I meet a lot of people. I've made so many friends this last year. And it's so sad. Michigan. Kentucky. These once great places have been devastated by Crooked Hillary and the loopholes in NAFTA, which, really is the worst deal, and I would know I make deals all day and I make great deals. The best deals. And those deals have brought me a lot of money. But the NAFTA deal made a lot of loopholes for businesses to send these manufacturing jobs overseas. Loopholes like the one in the Waiver wire that Shane took advantage of. And I get it, if its there you take it. But now your team is falling apart, they're folding like dogs and Anne is a nasty woman, she really is, and I think she brings a lot of experience to this matchup but its bad experience it really is. And bad experience isn't enough. Shane with a tremendous win this week. 

#Bromance

DOGS RUNNING WILD vs. #GlassCaseOfEmotion: I talk with Tom a lot. He's a tremendous quarterback and a good friend of mine and Melania. He says look at the stats. Stats cannot lie. And if you look at the stats, and that's what we have here, and not just the stats but the best stats, the clearest, the best, the really good and obvious facts and a lot of people have seen them. We have had a lot of smart people, the smartest, and I have seen them too and the people that don't agree are pinheads. I am decisive. I make a lot of decisions. I make decisions every day and those decisions have brought me a ton of money. Lots of money. I have a lot of money because I am smart and I make the best decisions and you can't argue with that can you? No you can't. 

I think that this has been very well... Scott you're doing a tremendous job as Commission of this league. Thank you. Everyone. Thanks. 

Wow! There you have it. Man, I had no idea how big this little fantasy football blog has gotten!

Wrong!

What? But I thought everyone was having a good ti..

Wrong!

But Mr. Trump, you were so kind earlier?!

From everything I can see, your record, how can anyone respect this person?

I...I'm trying my best...

No puppet. No puppet.

Puppets?! I...what are even you talking about?

You're the puppet!

It's pretty clear this has really gone off the rails.

No, you're the puppet.

Ugh. I'm ending this. Get out and vote my friends!

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The Commish Report: Week 6

Hot cup of coffee straight from the French Press, girlfriend happily stuffing animals into tiny NFL apparel, commish report on the lapper, Sunday mornings are the best.

Short report this week. Really, just a boring week in the NFL in general but hey at least the Ducks didn't lose!

Best NFL picture of the last week.

Later today in San Fransisco.
Team: "Kaep, it's 1st and 10 what would you like to do?"
Kaep: "Kneel."
Team: "Haha funny guy, but seriously."
Kaep: "Whats serious is how my people are being treated in the US."
Team: "But Kaep, you're not black."
Kaep: *Kneels*

Lets jump right into the Matchups!!! (3-3 last week. So there's that)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!!! The Naughty Birthday vs. The Unstoppable Mexican: Happy Birthday Anne! Inappropriate Birthday Meme coming to your Facebook soon. In the meantime, lets talk about how her team has really been on a roll, despite playing the 2nd RB in Philly or the 6th WR in New Orleans. It's really impressive. But this season's Spanish Voldermort, he who should not be named, has dominated the league and gets even better this week with the return of Jamal Charles in Charge. Does Anne have enough birthday magic to put an end to the Mexican's winning streak? I wanna give her some birthday love but the smartest guy I know once said "never underestimate the mexican" and he's pretty smart so Feliz Cumpleaños but the Mexican wins this by 13 chimichangas.

The New England Tom Brady's vs MakeRomoPlayAgain: Lets be honest, the playoffs will be heavily stacked with Crossfitters. Legacy division is basically this year's AFC South and someone has to win it! They'll be rewarded with a 2nd seed placing, a first round BYE and an early exit. That is why this matchup is so important...well "important". Steve, once dominate in the division, has been unseated by our Rookie upstart who, in case you haven't heard, got Tom Brady back last week. I'm gonna take Steve in this after YUUUGE games from Kelvin, Lamar and Bell. That should be enough to cover Brady's 5TDs he'll likely throw against that lovable bungles secondary. Steve wins a close one.

Big TDs out in Miami vs #NeverSayNevin: Antonio Brown in Miami and up against Nevin? The TDs are bigger than ever this week, win by 20pts.

Kim bukaki'd on me vs League Champion: A rematch of last year's championship game but probably not going to be as exciting as that huge upset was. Kim's team just....just stinks. Zeke was a sweet round one pick (that I'm sure Yahoo made for her) and the rest is a patchwork team of long shots. Meanwhile, Shaner has been an absolute roll after a rocky start, riding the legs of Murray and Howard and the insane amount of production Big Ben has had. Gotta give it to Shane this week, who wins by 18pts and 3 big ben busted bathroom stall doors.

Devonta Freeman vs DOGS: E is jumping on the Wentz Wagon! There was plenty of room. Meanwhile my mom is still looking for a replacement for D Williams and D Booker wasn't it. I think this will be a close but low scoring matchup between two teams in the middle of the road. I'm going to go with E after big days from Edelman (See: Brady, Tom) and Freeman who will be heavily used in a stormy NW matchup. dEvonta frEEman by 8pts.

Winless Shenanigans vs. Starfish Loves You: Just a typical season for me, leading the division in pts scored and losses. Bill Parcells is famous for saying "You're only as good as your record" but screw that guy, my team is better than this! Meanwhile Carla is having an up and down season, winning games she shouldn't win while losing games she shouldn't lose. Hopefully the latter holds true and I finally get that first delicious win. Shenanigans gets a W by 10pts.

Hiro has insisted that I tell everyone that it was MY IDEA for her to keep Artis Payne and drop Fozzy Bear. This, of course, was before Artis went off for over 20pts last week. I think the words she's really looking for is "Thank you" but we all know how hard it is for any woman to say that.

This is Kangaroo Court!!!

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The Commish Report: Week 5

This weeks treasure trove of NFL musings is coming at you live from the Portland International Airport and this pint of Free Range Red from Laurelwood Brewing Co. 

My 0-4 record is brought to you by disappointments Gurley, Cooks and Cooper. Ugh. 

If Yahoo predictions equaled wins I'd be undefeated. 

"Too many Urkels on you team, that's why your wins low"

BREAKING: Jaguars are real excited about Myles Jack

Gotta be a bit short this week as my Layover is only so long. However, if its words you fancy, I'd like to point out how much Bleacher Reports......reporting is killing it this week. Making all of my afternoon poops reading sessions a delight.

Like this piece about the support Chip Kelly is getting from the players. 

Or this piece about why we all hate Tom Brady (and we do).

Or this piece (actually Vanity Fair, but still featured on Bleacher Report, get off my ass!) about what a screw up Johnny Manziel is. A lot has already been written on this topic.

That'll get you through the poop I'm assuming you're currently on. 

Meanwhile on ESPN Steven A Smith says LeBron isn't as black as Jordan. Ugh...I hate that network. 

On to this weeks MATCHUPS!!! (1-5 last week, man...this season is really slipping away from me.)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!! RomoArigatoMrRoboto vs Manneson: Wind back the clocks to 2014, when a dominate #1 seed (Steve) was dramatically upset by a scrappy #6 team (Anne....or rumor has it Anne's Husband) in the championship game (Editors Note: I FINISHED 3RD). Two years later, no love has been lost and currently these teams are projected to put up identical scores. Anne's got a patchwork squad, consisting of Fozzy Bear and the Sproles in feature roles which......well honestly isn't a good sign. Steve meanwhile got LeVeon going and really not much else last week. I just CANT get that excited about a team feature Frank Gore as their best RB option so I'll give it to Steve this week. Redemption spelled P-R-U-I-T-T this week, by 13pts. 

The Mexican vs. E: Pretty sure I said after the draft that the Mexican picked up a solid squad of amigos so don't say I underestimate ya (I just can never resist calling upsets that don't pay off, for christ sake I took the Niners on Thursday night. I need help!). I think this one's a nail biter that could go either way.....just kidding. The Mexican is mean this week and poor E is once again in the wrong place at the wrong time. I feel no empath-E. You see what I did there?! The Mexican wins big, continues dominance, eats nachos. 

Victorious (Finally!) Secrets vs Holding Out For A Hiro: On one hand Carlos Hyde was basically 90% of the Niners offense on Thursday night, but on the other hand Floyd was 0% of the Arizona offense (See: Awe, Shock). Meanwhile, Katie's team is slowing getting healthier/Unsuspended and the guy she sometimes calls me is back in her lineup, throwing against what I assume are 11 Rodger Goodells. Guys seriously, the Patriots are going to kill us all from here on out. And Hiro is the benefactor. God damn Patriots fans.....Hiro wins by the 9 touchdowns I'm assuming Tom throws agains a lowly Cleveland D. 

#GlassCaseOfEmotion vs. Nice Pass, Great TDs: WTF happened last week Mike?!?! Seriously. That was just a let down. Like the Patriots being blanked at home against Rex Ryan. I'm gonna pick you to win this week but I should be more confident about it. Shady McCoy has a broke hand and I. Abdul-Quddus is a terrorist, not a defensive player. Mike wins by 18. 

BRFs Only Win When They're Lucky vs DOGS: Jerrick McKinnon for Eddie Lacy will be a fun trade to evaluate at the end of the year but hey, kick me when I'm down. I told my mom on you and now she's coming to kick your ass with...... W. Smallwood? Even I'm scratching my head on that one. But it wouldn't be the first time my mom pulled a player out of obscurity to win big. And I'm counting on it this week. DOGS wins by 12pts (or 2 Asiata vultured scores) 

Evil Shenanigans vs Speedos and Nair: This matchup probably has a lot riding on......oh what's that? Final Boarding? Shenanigans wins by 9pts.

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The Commish Report: Week 4

Ah, Fall. Quickly becoming my favorite time of year.

Maybe its because I've spent the last 3 years living in high humidity climates. I haven't stopped sweating daily since May. "You get used to it" my ass.

Or maybe it's this ice cold Funky Pumpkin Beer from Kansas City's world renown Boulevard Brewery helping me write. It's cold, bitter and sour, just like the start of my fantasy season.

Or maybe it's being in the midwest where Fall is a pretty big deal. Hiro and I spent the day at Cider Fest, where local apple farmers open their doors to any bad parenting within 100 miles. Seriously though, just let your kid pet the god damn goat one more time.

But most likely it's because of Football and Football is great in the fall.

....Except this weekend. Only two games feature a winning record vs a winning record and one of those games is Raiders vs Ravens. Yikes. It's a good thing we have fantasy football to make life football more relevant each and every week.

So, despite the lack of actual NFL excitement, there is still plenty of excitement to be had in our first week of cross divisional action, leading to some very intriguing early season matchups. More on that in a minute. The tale of the tape between the two divisions ain't pretty. Legacy division LEADER Steve has 332 points, while Nevin has 315 points and an 0-3 record in her division. Legacy division has only 2 teams over 300pts (I'm one of them), while Crossfit Division has a team over 400pts. This might get ugly. Will the Crossfitters count their Macros and run rickshaw all over the seasoned vets? Or will the Legacy teams pull off a calculated series of crafty upsets?

Lets take a look under the hood at THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS!!! (3-3 again last week, coin flips)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!!! #NeverSayNevin vs Evil Shenanigans: In the battle of "someone has to go get a win right?" I'd like to point out that there's more to this matchup than meets the eye. At time of writing, I'm currently 2nd in my division in terms of points scored and Nevin is actually 3rd in hers (I didn't believe this either). So while have unlucky teams, the law of averages states that we will have our day in the sun soon. The turn-around starts for one of us this week. I like my chances, especially since Nevin doesn't have a running back to play. Like, at all. Shenanigans gets the W, but don't call it a comeback....yet....by 14pts.

MakeDallasGreatAgain vs Speedos and Nair: I got a feeling this one will be a slugfest. After an absolutely embarrassing loss to his wife last week, Steve's looking to rebound but AJ Green might have squashed that noise already. He looked like a #1 WR should against that Dolphins secondary. But I believe he has the answer in a young LeVeon Bell, fresh off his 9th drug suspension. Currently these guys are projected around 120pts each and I'm guessing that number gets eclipsed. I'm going to take Steve in this matchup simply because I think Shane just skips down to his matchup paragraph and skips everything else. Steve by 100 LeVeon yards.

Live Look at Kim's Team

DOGS RUNNING WILD vs Winless Secrets: Poor Kimmie. While we all believe she didn't mean to draft that team (we don't) her strategy of following Yahoo's rankings to a T isn't paying off the way she had hoped. Zeke seems to be getting better each week and Gronk has gotta return at some point right? In the meantime, my Mom's been riding a fun wave of having RB1 DeAngelo Williams and Jordy Nelson score 8 touchdowns each a week. Oh wait. This week looks a lot different for her. I'm going to call the upset and say Kimmie takes advantage of a weakened DOGS and gets her first win of the season, in a low scorer, by 3pts.

#GlassCaseOfEmotion vs. Shock N Awe: Terrible team name aside, my sister's squad is actually good. Off to a 2-1 start and FAVORED against a 3-0 team of Mexicans, are you kidding me? 20 yards from a Miami Dolphin isn't the greatest start to the week for Baker and with Micah's LA Rams capable of shutting down a slightly struggling Cardinals offense this one could get real interesting real quick. Can't say I have much faith in Duke Johnson Jr. (DJJ as I call him) but since I couldn't bring myself to do it last week I gotta go all in this week. Carla's team upsets the Mexicans, builds a wall, and wins the day by 8pts.

Hard Gronk Life vs TDs in my Face: Bryant, Jennings, Martin, Stewart and Tom Brady still sunbathing naked in Italy (NSFW), Katie's bench is full of shattered hopes. Meanwhile Mike's on a roll, dominating the league by riding the legs of 30 year old running backs who are destined to breakdown just before the playoffs begin. But that's not for another 8 or 9 weeks. Mike wins big this week, 20pts AT LEAST.

Devonta Freeman vs Naughty Nurse: Another surprising 2-1 team is E. The actual Devonta Freeman showed up just in the nick of time last week, giving E the slight advantage and the win at the 11th hour. This week he has Anne, whose team is falling apart faster than Trump did during last week's debate. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say E gets the win because even with 2 managers, I'm worried "Manneson" won't even update her roster in time for kickoff. Married people are the worst. Victor-E by 13.

Welp, I'm calling for a surprising huge week for the Legacy teams. Probably not a good sign for anyone as I've been having a horrid football season thus far. Ducks are 1-2, Dolphins are barely considered a professional team, my fantasy team is winless and I'm down 6picks already to my moms. 2016 may actually be the worst year ever made.

Excited to announce that I'LL BE IN OREGON NEXT WEEKEND!!!!! Bend Oregon to be exact. Grandma's 80th surprise birthday. At what age does it start becoming dangerous to throw a surprise birthday party? 81 I hope.

Who actually goes to rehab for Marijuana?

30 days away from competition. No more Funky Pumpkins soon :(

If you haven't seen it already rent that live action Jungle book movie! I figured it was a low effort move by Disney for some money (because you know, the company is struggling) and was treating to a visually stunning picture with great characters, on point voice acting and a well thought through story. Hard to find that caliber of movie these days.

It's pronounced 'Fronkensteen'!

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