Strike a Matchup and light it up!!!! (Trump told me he was 6-0 last week. Really hard to argue with that guy)
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!!!!! The Mexican vs The Defending Champion: You know who I love? Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair. Man that guy was great. White Hair. Bedazzled Bath Robe. The original 'Dad Bod'. Stylin', profilin'. limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WHOOO! His philosophy was simple, you wanna be the man you gotta beat the man. The Mexican is flying high and has a chance to not only beat but to SWEEP the man....errrr....woMAN on his way to knighting himself the baddest hombre in the prison yard. RECORD WATCH: Casey is three wins away from setting a new winning streak record and 6 more wins gives him the best season ever. For Kim a win would get her back to .500. That's it. I'll take the Mexican by 14 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!!!!!!!!!!DOGS RUNNING WILD vs CATS POOPING IN BOXES: My mom has decided, since she didn't get Aaron Rodgers in the draft, that she'll take all his wideouts instead. Not sure which I'd be more upset about, Katie's bench which is projected to score 0 points due to BYEs and Injuries, or leaving 15pts on my bench already because THAT wide receiver doesn't catch passes from discount double check. This will be a close coin flip but I gotta go with my moms on this one behind big games from Luck, The Quizz Show and J Hill. Dogs rule and Cats drool, by 7pts.
The Naughty Nurse vs The Naughty TDs: Both teams are 4-3. Both next to each other in the standings. Pretty much projected the same points. They both have a bunch of Saints. In a matchup like this you have to look at those intangibles that as an expert fantasy football analysts I know will separate the winner of the is matchup from the loser. Mike grabbed R. Kelly off of waiver wires this week and thats awesome. Assuming he doesn't piss the bed (with a minor in it) that could be the great play that gets Mike a close win this week, by 6 Bump & Grinds.
Shane vs. Nevin: It's Saturday night and even Yahoo gives Nevin only an 8% chance of
Devonta Freeman vs. #GlassCaseOfLosses: What happened you guys?! After both of you starting the season off 2-1 I knew this would be a turn around year for at least ONE of you! But instead you've collectively gone 1-8 since. Someday you'll return to the postseason, but doesn't look like today is that day. I'll give this one to Eric, because of Marcus Mariota. Who is a GOD. E by 19.90pts.
MakeDallasGreatAgain vs Evil Shenanigans: "Game Time decision" has to be the worst 3 words in Fantasy Football. The worst 2 words are probably "BYE Week". The worst word in Fantasy Football is clearly "Nevin". Steve's only dealing with 2 of those 3 scenarios this week with a banged up Lamar Miller, Randall Cobb, Stephon Diggs, T Pryor and Me and Matt Jones. Which is great news for me! I'm hot as hell and riding a sweet 2 game winning streak. Have the stars aligned? Is this the improbable run to the Playoffs for me?! I think its fate. Evil Shenanigans wins by 5 injuries and a BYE week!
Tickets to the World Series - $750 was the cheapest one recorded.
Cover charge at bars around Wrigley - Starting at $100.
Still the lovable loser? - Priceless.
Is CLEVELAND really the best town in sports?
Had a blast today competing for the first time in 3 years. Been a long time since I pushed myself this hard at the game of fitness. Repressed memories came up and more. It was bad. But I finished 6 out of 15. Was a solid 3rd place until my old nemesis Burpee Box Jump came up. I made those look like Micah makes a 4ft fence look :(
Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
The Commish
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